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  1. when i read ocarina i went and checked on mine, also in my car.

    its fine.

    anybody else keep theirs in their car?

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  2. Breaking an Ocarina is just not right! What an arse!

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  3. The problem is, it’s hard to pull off a setup.

    you have to first draw attention to the vehicle.

    usually this is done with loud stereos.

    Usually, people you live by, or people who go by where you live will be the first to take your shit.

    Just have video cameras setup with night vision.

    Make sure you have all exits sealed. that means your neighbors need to be in on it too…

    Maybe, just leave a NICE bicycle or go ped out in the front yard. Those are the easiest.

    Better if it’s worth over $5,000 or whatever the felony amount for stealing is. That way, it’s 1 strike for those fuckers and not just some stupid misdemeanor

    also, tasers, telescoping police batons, paintball guns, and possible a basement to torture the fuckers.

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  4. Ocarina
    Half Life reference

    This guy deserves it.

    Also casemods was banned from this site and yet he still comes back That’s just so sad. I’ve advised him to kill himself before but now I get the feeling he actually will some day and nobody will care.

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  5. Video game references are a great way to intimidate tweakers who might break into your car.

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  6. I keep my ocarina around my neck. (it’s a small pendant one)

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