This is what ufologists actually believe

ezekiel-s.jpg (28 KB)

  • Leave A Comment

    Please Login to comment
    5 Comment threads
    5 Thread replies
    0 Followers
     
    Most reacted comment
    Hottest comment thread
    8 Comment authors
    Tyger42Blaggunthelotuseater725Caioray53208 Recent comment authors
      Subscribe  
    Notify of
    natedog
    Member

    Reminds me of this a bit: Now it came to pass in the thirtieth year, in the fourth month, in the fifth day of the month, as I was among the captives by the river of Chebar, that the heavens were opened, and I saw visions of God. In the fifth day of the month, which was the fifth year of king Jehoiachin’s captivity, The word of the LORD came expressly unto Ezekiel the priest, the son of Buzi, in the land of the Chaldeans by the river Chebar; and the hand of the LORD was there upon him. And… Read more »

    djethex
    Member

    TLDR- Something about UFO’s or Angels or something. Hey, look over there, a cat with a light bulb on its head.

    DMYTRIW WDS
    Member

    Ditto. I’d rather write an epic tale about how my balls almost got clipped off by Frodo and Sam. My balls are all powerful, and omnipotent. The weaklings realized how powerful my balls are, and wanted to throw that shit into a volcano. That’s fucked up. So it turns out that Gandalf has these flying eagles, with ball wrenching kung-fu grip. Well this cave troll came around, for no fucking reasonable explanation and forced me down to the ground. Well anyways I’m too high to carry out this story. But it ends with something about your mother being a whore.… Read more »

    Blaggun
    Member

    ‘Ufologists + Bible’? Sorry but Echelon just added M[C]S again in its watch list!

    ray53208
    Member
    ray53208

    um, not quite…

    while i am sure there are some pretty whacked out ufo people out there on one end of the spectrum; not everyone who keeps their mind open to the possibility of intelligent extraterrestrial life having possibly visited our world is a whack job.

    the bible is replete with numerology and astrology. this passage is more likely related to those two superstitions.

    Caio
    Member

    Can I ask you a serious question?

    Why would extraterrestrial life care so much about being so sooper-seekret? And even then, wouldn’t a complicated handshake suffice or something?

    Blaggun
    Member

    Why bother with a Primitive Homicide culture?

    TheLotusEater725
    Member

    Why bother with a modern one?

    Blaggun
    Member

    Heh… true. Let them roam around, kidnap people and embarass all the governments!

    Tyger42
    Member

    Honestly makes more sense than some omnipotent invisible man in the clouds setting a bush on fire and talking through it. :p



    Advertisements Alcohol Animated Images Architecture Art Awesome Things Batman Cars Comic Books Computers Cosplay Cute As Hell Animals Dark Humor Donald Trump Fantasy - Science Fiction Fashion Food Forum Fodder Gaming Humor Interesting LOLcats Military Movie Posters Movies Music Nature NeSFW Politics Religion Sad :( Science! Sexy Space Sports Star Trek Star Wars Technology Television Vertical Wallpaper Wallpaper Weapons Women WTF X-Mas