while you were out getting stoned

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    1. Speed is a drag,
      it’s a big,
      big drag
      Set your mind
      on fire,
      make your organ sag.
      Coke is a joke, rather take a toke
      And be broken and a chokin’ with your brain cells smokin’.
      Tripping on acid makes you flaccid; DMT too rich for me;
      Heroin, aquarium, a nice pine box to bury in.
      Marijuana makes me wanna Eat candy and screw Fiona With her hair bleached by peroxide Huffin’ on some nitrous oxide.

      Well I’ve tried it all and it might sound queer,
      But my favorite drug is an ice-cold beer


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