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Added on January 20th, 2010 by Puulaahi | Report Post
Tags:Bears, Humor, Weapons

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conan776 (#5342)

14 years ago

Did the penguin tell you that?

$fracked again$

fracked again (#6878)

Reply to conan776

14 years ago

How does penguin know what polar bear is?

GrandAdmiralThrawn (#745)

14 years ago

As if I would carry a revolver.

I carry a Pistol.

dysan819 (#10403)

14 years ago

What’s a cabinate?

Maxwell Edison (#12089)

Reply to dysan819

14 years ago

To put someone in a cabin.

“I was living in a shack, until they cabinated me.”
-Some poor person

mikoyangurevich15 (#4228)

14 years ago

.50 Eagle hand gun.Polar Bears,Penguins,Seals,Eskimos,Kodiak Bears & Alaska State Troopers.Try It work wonders!

Spamtrap (#17399)

14 years ago

The question I like to ask is “Does this mean you are assuming liability for my personal safety?”

WistfulD (#5057)

Reply to Spamtrap

14 years ago

compared to the literal insurance liability of having people dropping their rifles onto the table as they down a burger and fries? From a business perspective, that’s a no brainer.

Gilly (#734)

14 years ago

Lol, americans r so stoopid. There’s 7 FEET TALL NIGGAZ ON CRACK hiding under the tables! You need your guns! Or else you will surely not make it through alive!

It’s a restaurant for fucks sack!

DMYTRIW WDS (#16438)

Reply to Gilly

14 years ago

This was just a restaurant also.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luby%27s_massacre

WistfulD (#5057)

14 years ago

And really odd, as almost all states in the U.S. give businesses the right to ask that carriers not come in with their weapons. I’m guessing this is Alaska, maybe people come in with the guns from their racks worrying that they’re vehicles will be broken into if there are visible guns in the back.

Tenspace (#753)

14 years ago

Yes, this is common in places frequented by polar bears. I’ve seen banks here in Montana with signs that read, ‘Please leave guns in your vehicle and remove ski masks before entering.’

Oh, Miko, that Desert Eagle .50 will only piss off a polar bear. The best defense against an angry ursine is a Remington 870-based 12-gauge shorty loaded with slugs:

www.serbu.com/top/super_shorty_870.jpg