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    dieAntagonista

    Swans are fucking scary motherfuckers though, have you ever seen Swan Lake? Bullfuckingshit. It’s a big conspiracy, the whole idea of swans being beautiful innocent creatures is a lie fabricated by the swan head leader, they obviously also blackmailed Tchaikovsky into portraying them like that, the original story he wrote was actually about how a gang of swans systematically terrorised dozens of villages by ripping the eyes out of toddlers and castrating all adults, in order to stop the latter group from continuing to reproduce and to keep the first group from ever figuring out how to reproduce at all so they could take over the world.

    Oh I just saw the ironic Aflac ad. I thought it was part of the article. SEE WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT

    Lamb

    I don’t trust swans.. with their long and bendy necks…

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    I don’t trust lambs with their small brains and stuff.

    Lamb

    U live my smell brain alune!

    nyoki

    Do geese count? They’re nasty mofo’s.

    Lamb

    They do.

    natedog

    i miss the Far Side

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    multi_masked

    I totally did not see that fucking duck when I was reading the description. What perfect placement. ROFL!

    Puulaahi

    AFLAC!!!

    sandmanstains

    yeah theres a swan attack in one of the most recent curb your enthusiasms

    Adrian

    that’s some mean add targeting there! The add engine must have thought it’s getting a near 100% match on that text.

    Yosoyeltupapi

    that guy must have been pissed

    Brushaway

    i lold way too much

    Q-delta

    STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN

    driver01z

    Well now that’s awesome.

    acid_monkey

    oh my god this is to perfect. i loled soooo much.

    Awesome1

    LLLZ

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