A man comes home one day and sits down the cough with a thud. He bellows to his wife to bring him a beer. She comes out with a can in her hand. He says, “In a glass you wench.†She leaves and returns with a glass of beer. He takes the beer without saying anything. She says, “I could have poisoned that.†He looks at his wife and says,â€And I would drink it anyway.â€
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January 10, 2010 at 9:50 am
“…and sits down the cough with a thud.”
I had a hacking cough once, but with a thud has to be more painful.