lion attacking car

11 Responses to lion attacking car

1. natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0

   

   December 31, 2009 at 8:52 am

   JESUS CHRIST, IT’S A LION, GET IN THE….. oh wait. so what now?

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2. colonel-yum-yum (UID# 2597) 0  0

   

   January 2, 2010 at 2:43 pm

   Why do you assume that they are being attacked? He is clearly getting the spare tyre for them as they have a flat. Truely a gentle giant.

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   • thelotuseater725 (UID# 1616) 0  0

     

     January 3, 2010 at 12:41 am

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3. http://messatsunokami.myopenid.com/ (UID# 11637) 0  0

   January 2, 2010 at 7:17 pm

   Lmao

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4. flickerdart (UID# 2110) 0  0

   January 2, 2010 at 8:12 pm

   OM NOM NOM

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5. dogsurfer (UID# 2233) 0  0

   January 2, 2010 at 8:41 pm

   Serengeti predators have adapted by stalking protein enriched vehicles, on the path unwinding in the circle, traffic circle of life.

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6. (UID# ) 0  0

   January 2, 2010 at 10:07 pm

   Hey you got a flat tire and a good spare. I bet the inside of that defender smells like poop.

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7. bytehead (UID# 884) 0  0

   

   January 2, 2010 at 11:15 pm

   I’ve been chased by an elephant in a car before. Nobody lost sphincter control then, although we did have to hit reverse pretty darn fast. The lions that I saw were easily three hundred yards away.

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8. fracked-again (UID# 6878) 0  0

   

   January 3, 2010 at 4:40 am

   Not an uncommon sight to see safari trucks stuck in the mud, or so says my brother in Kenya. If you are lucky, the lions are all sleeping in the sun and you can get out to push. This is much less lucky.

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9. jediadept (UID# 3758) 0  0

   January 3, 2010 at 4:31 pm

   Put the jeep in 4WD and drive on the rim until the kitties get bored and wander off.

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10. skat1140 (UID# 9397) 0  0

    January 4, 2010 at 10:43 am

    Lion: “This car come with an EZ-Open pop top?”

    Lion: “I can haz humans?”

    Lion: “I iz in yur car, eating your dudes.”

    Lion: [fill-in]

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