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please don’t break windows, door are unlocked

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12 Responses to please don’t break windows, door are unlocked

  1. i wonder if this works

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  2. It just might work, but some hobo might get in and whack off in your car

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  3. *pops hood*

    *steals battery*

    *steals air bags*

    *pops trunk*

    *steals spare tire*

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  4. Air bags? Didn’t know they were valuable. I mean, you even leave the stereo in.

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  5. Stereos are getting more and more troublesome to steal.. Most come with some sort of theft protection like a code you have to put in to reactivate the stereo after it’s taken out… Airbags can be profitable if you have a buyer, like most things…

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  6. This is an invitation to major vandalism.

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  7. There’s also the fact that it is a CAR. Doors unlocked? Why thank you very much. I’ll just hot-wire the vehicle or stick a screw driver in the ignition and DRIVE IT AWAY.

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  8. also it’s written by some cocksucker who thinks he’s clever. i knew a jerkoff (probably really a good guy but he was fucking a girl i wanted to fuck) who left a sign on his window that said “doors unlocked – feel free to browse”

    he was shocked that his windows were broken anyway. that’s the opportunity cost for being a douchebag.

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  9. This picture depicts a guy trying to be too clever.

    However, in the late 80s/early 90s in NYC, it was STANDARD to have a “NO RADIO” sign in your driver’s side window or windshield (with your radio taken with you or hidden under the carseat). Whether or not it prevented/deterred theft was arguable.

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