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NI Tank
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Soviet NI (Na Ispug, “for fear”) tank, assembled in Odessa in 1941 in lieu of having real tanks. Basically, a tractor with guns and armour welded on. Moved slowly but made a lot of noise, which scared the Germans. Possibly the most hilarious tank short of the multi-turret ones.
This one had its gun stolen, probably to sell for scrap metal.
More pictures: scalemodels.ru/modules/photo/viewcat_cid_161.html
Mr. Leggs
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It’s nice to have a girl around the house.
Though she was a tiger lady, our hero didn’t have ti fire a shot to floor her. After one look at his Mr. Leggs slacks, she was ready to have him walk all over her. That noble styling sure soothes the savage heart! If you’d like your own doll-to-doll carpeting, hunt up a pair of these he-man Mr. Leggs slacks. Such as our new automatic wash-wear blend of 65% “Dacron” and 35% rayon – incomparably wrinkle-resistant. About $12.95 at plush-carpeted stores.
You really have no place in this conversation
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Be Careful What You Bet On
(5 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) (Log in to vote!) Loading ...During an IRS audit, the auditor looked at the tax payer and exclaimed…
… Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I m not sure the IRS finds that believable. I m a great gambler, and I can prove it, says Ralph. How about a demonstration? The auditor thinks for a moment and said, Okay. Go ahead. Ralph says, I ll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye. The auditor thinks a moment and says, No way! It s a bet. Ralph removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor s jaw drops. Ralph says, Now, I ll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye. The auditor can tell Ralph isn t blind, so he takes the bet. Ralph removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Ralph s attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous. Want to go double or nothing? Ralph asks. I ll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between. The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there s no way this guy can manage that stunt, so he agrees again. Ralph stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, and urinates all over the desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Ralph s attorney moans and puts his head in his hands. Are you okay? the auditor asks. Not really, says the attorney.
This morning, when Ralph told me he d been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you d be happy about it.
via Todays Humor – Be Careful What You Bet On.
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Bridge Rails
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I love the excellent Architecture of this bridge.
Clash of the Titans Remake
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“Last guy that punched me has a dent in his forehead the size of my pinky ring, and he dribbles when he smiles.”
