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Where’s the scratch?
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Loading ...Customer: “Hello, young man, can you help me?â€
Me: “Yes ma’am. What can I do for you?â€
Customer: “Where do you keep your scratch?â€
Me: “Excuse me?â€
Customer: “Scratch! Where do you keep it? I need some to make pie!â€
Me: “I’m not sure that I’m clear on what you need. Can you tellme what you are going to use it for?â€
Customer: “My husband says that I need to make pie from scratch for Christmas, so I need to buy some scratch for the pie.â€
Me: “Ma’am, that just means that you buy the ingredients and make the pie yourself.â€
Customer: “I don’t have time to make pie myself! I need some scratch!â€
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Best Dad Ever of the Day: Kid Gets Custom Made Hobbes From Dad
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Best Dad Ever of the Day:
Jim Clark wanted to get a Hobbes doll for his Calvin-alike son to play with, but, as Bill Watterson has vehemently refused to allow the merchandising of his strip, Mr. Clark did the next best thing: He had one custom made.
“I think it’s a shame that Mr. Watterson doesn’t offer merchandise of his characters. It seems to me that he could create something for the public that wouldn’t tarnish his strip. But he chooses not to, and that’s his prerogative. I suppose it speaks a lot about his integrity and the care he has for his creations.”
Linky: digg.com/comics_animation/Kid_gets_custom_made_Hobbes_from_dad
