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December 25, 2009 at 10:06 pm
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December 28, 2009 at 9:24 am
it’s… it’s BEAUTIFUL
December 28, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Notice how her shoulders are broader than his.
December 29, 2009 at 12:16 am
Enjoy? Enjoy what? Some crappy movies? I think I would rather watch ‘Manos – The Hands of Fate’.
December 29, 2009 at 12:25 am
I’d rather watch ‘Manos- The Hands of Fate’ AND ‘Plan 9 From Outer Space’ simultaneously
December 29, 2009 at 12:41 am
I’m always game for Plan 9.
December 29, 2009 at 1:08 am
My relief is that, around 2011 that the last of these anti-movies is out, everyone will slowly realize how really utterly crappy this whole thing was. Not the movies nor the books, but the whole concept of effeminate pseudo-vampires that FUCKING sparkle (really, how the fuck did we let this happen? were we too stoned to realize what was going on?). The teen girls that read this book will mature and will read real books and realize how poorly written the books were. More importantly, they will realize how fucking sick the author is. And everyone who read the books or wathced the movies will pretend that this didn’t happened. They will put it away in the shameful corners of their mind.
This whole series of books and films will never be as epically awesome as the Lord of the Rings, or even Narnia. And the fans know it.
It will slowly die away, and everyone will forget.
Hopefully, in 40 years our sons will find how fucking shitty it was and they will watch it the same way that we watch “Manos”.
December 29, 2009 at 1:09 am
happen*
December 29, 2009 at 4:32 am
“effeminate pseudo-vampires that FUCKING sparkle”
Ah Yessss!!! This deserves a medal!!!
December 29, 2009 at 1:01 am
Oh good. I need a new picture for my dartboard
December 29, 2009 at 2:34 am
/rage
December 29, 2009 at 5:05 am
Look at his jawline! *fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*
December 29, 2009 at 6:15 am
Looks like the glitter budget got cut in the next movie.
December 29, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Consistency? That would suggest the series has a storyline, lol.
December 29, 2009 at 7:41 am
I can fucking hear the simpering, effeminate emo-ness of it all even from that one still picture. Die, Twilight, DIE!!!
December 29, 2009 at 8:02 am
The Twilight series would have been good in the hands of an author that had some decent writing skill. Few tweaks in personalities and such would have gone a long way. :p The movies…ugh.
December 29, 2009 at 9:32 am
Some of the characters are actually likeable. Alice is awesome. And Jacob is a fucking werewolf, man, a werewolf that builds cars out of scrap.
I want a movie about Alice and Jacob, getting up to no good at Mardi Gras.
December 29, 2009 at 10:40 am
Since Manos: Hands of Fate and Plan 9 From Outer Space are being thrown around, I’d be amiss if I didn’t tell everyone that THIS movie has been spoofed from the same people who did Mystery Science Theater 3000. They’re now called Rifftrax. I’m actually considering getting the Twilight Rifftrax. In fact, if you went to their Christmas Shorts extravagansa a couple weeks ago, they sent you a song from their group The Rifftones called “Sparkly Vampires”. Definitely worth a look.
December 29, 2009 at 11:18 am
my eyes are bleeding…
December 29, 2009 at 12:38 pm
First image from the third movie, and it looks like EVERY. SINGLE. OTHER picture from that franchise.
December 29, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Bleh.
December 31, 2009 at 7:17 pm
all ya’ll need to watch this. there is a plan.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaTq95CYqCw
February 1, 2010 at 11:20 am
AAAAAHHHHH, IT BURNNNSSS USSSSS!