How To Seduce Santa Claus

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How to seduced Santa Claus:

1. Wear a belly shirt

2. Play him a song on the saxophone

3. Tell him that the saxophone fits in your butt.

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    1. funny, but remaning it and making up a new puch line does not make it less of a repost… oh well, you might not have known…

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    2. 4. Pull your pants down to the ground.

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