Dear Mrs Jones,
I wish to clarify that i am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more.
When I grow up… I want to be like mommy!
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December 17, 2009 at 9:53 am
Shut up woman and get back on the pole!
December 23, 2009 at 10:32 am
SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MAH POLE
December 23, 2009 at 4:11 pm
www.shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com
December 23, 2009 at 11:21 am
I’m bothered by her inappropriate use of Comic Sans
December 23, 2009 at 12:03 pm
which is, of course EVERY use of comic sans,
unless you are writing a suicide letter.
December 23, 2009 at 10:50 pm
autocompleteme.com/2009/12/17/its-the-naughiest-of-fonts/
December 23, 2009 at 12:14 pm
I hope this is true.
I like comic sans.
December 23, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Yep.Kids will embarrass the hell out of you.
December 23, 2009 at 9:21 pm
hmmm too bad it was bring your daughter to work and ruin thwir life day
December 23, 2009 at 9:21 pm
hmmm too bad it was bring your daughter to work and ruin their life day
December 23, 2009 at 11:18 pm
LMao
December 25, 2009 at 1:22 pm
God DAMN it. Why do stupid fucking parents feel the need to take every picture like this and RUIN IT with a bullshit “kids say the darnedest things” story?
Not every picture like this needs a retcon sanitizing!