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“The Fatal Consequences of Masturbation”

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French book from 1844.
“He stiffens in anticipation of coming death.”
Yep. Still valid.

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11 Responses to “The Fatal Consequences of Masturbation”

  1. this is why i fap instead of masturbating

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  2. I must have an immunity.

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  3. My prostate flourishes on the vine of my manhood like a supple rose

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  4. The juxtaposition of this to “What happens when you use marijuana” is just great

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  5. Wow, masturbation got much safer over the last 150 years.

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  6. I must be doing something wrong… I can’t unlock any of these achievements.

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  7. And I was only told I would go blind.

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