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December 9, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Fornicators – But… how else to make the babies?
Homosexuals – Why? We need a fashion police.
Liars – Well don’t you feel like a dumbass, now…
Thieves – Especially the well dressed ones that come out at 4 am.
Masturbators – 1. that’s not a word… 2. see Liars.
Obama voters – Whahahahaha…
Buddhists – I don’t even know what to say to this one.
Dirty Dancers – That’s a movie… I don’t get it.
Hindus – Curry is awesome, fuck you!
Gangster rappers – Gimmie that side hug!
Muslims – JIHAD!
Drunkards – They already live in a perpetual Hell.. and Heaven at the same time.
Feminists – With this I agree…
Immodest women – But what will I look at when I’m not at home?
Democrats & Liberals – Long live the republic!
Evolutionists – Also not a word. How else do you explain your monkey-like thinking?
Atheists – They should go to hell and say: “Damn it! Wrong again!”
Potheads – The bible suddenly became irrelevant.
Sodomites – You said that once… Or are you talking about women who take it in the ass? If so… You’re mom’s going to hell for last night.
December 15, 2009 at 10:26 pm
an internet to you, sir. for arguing with a sign in a picture.
December 15, 2009 at 11:13 pm
Homosexuals: calvin klein proves heterosexual men can do fashion, we dont need faggots to do it
Gangsta Rappers: the black ones are already going to hell and the white ones who copy them can copy going to hell
Democrats and liberals: democrats are liberals, still going to hell
Muslims: wont go to hell, the jews are there
Atheists: cant go to hell, they dont believe in it
Potheads: too fucked up to find hell
December 9, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Lamb is copying me. He needs a time out or I’m not playing.
December 9, 2009 at 2:32 pm
What? No I’m not… I’m this awesome by myself.
December 9, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Yeah you totally are but you’re not very good at it. Next time try to keep it a little shorter it will increase the applause by 16%. Also drop all those unnecessary periods, write like you write, not like you would talk.
December 9, 2009 at 2:56 pm
That’s how I write. That’s how I’ve always done it…
Plus, fuck you! You make a better one!
December 9, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Maybe you should review your methods then, something is not good just because that’s how you’ve always done it.
December 9, 2009 at 3:23 pm
I politely refuse. I like my punctuation.
December 9, 2009 at 4:38 pm
hhaha supid lamb can’y spell.
December 9, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Zing!
December 10, 2009 at 12:39 am
At least there won’t be any preaching in hell. Oh hell, hell doesn’t even exist.
Dirty Dancers FTFL
December 10, 2009 at 12:43 am
And Drunkards can be awesome. Unfortunately they generally end up killing themselves.
December 11, 2009 at 1:37 pm
dude with the sign is a total fag
December 15, 2009 at 8:45 pm
Let’s see. I am a fornicating evolutionist drunkard pothead masturbator. Well shit, looks like i am fucked. Part of me wonders if this guy is actually a christian nutjob or some disgruntled atheist posing as one.
December 15, 2009 at 11:27 pm
I also forgot to add that i am a sodomite.
December 15, 2009 at 8:58 pm
So these guys are homosexuals in front of the sign . . .
I’d like to sodomize a woman in front of it. Just seems like a good idea to me.
December 16, 2009 at 1:20 am
would make sense
a guy with a sign condemning fags, they’ll just go gayer to retaliate
BUT
do something HETEROSEXUAL in front of them and they’ll go “ewwwww”
you just have to know how to affect them
December 16, 2009 at 1:26 am
Are you done yet Konrad. You know very well that it’s only homophobic people who act like being gay is somehow unnatural. I have never heard or seen a gay person say ew to anything heterosexual.
Stick to your usual gimmicks, they’re idiotic enough, no need to make shit up.
December 16, 2009 at 9:10 pm
orly? the conservative fags down here say ew to damn near everything
December 15, 2009 at 9:31 pm
Sign like that,and the dimwits that hold them are just asking for it.I tend to act in a reserved manner in public.But just show me a sign,oh Lord,and it`s fuck with time.
December 15, 2009 at 10:09 pm
10/20 achievements, and I’m not aiming for any of the homo ones. I hope I get a special prize in hell.
December 15, 2009 at 10:26 pm
why do you need two bibles
December 15, 2009 at 10:56 pm
in case someone wants to read one?
December 15, 2009 at 11:43 pm
So you double your dose of jesus-justice.
December 15, 2009 at 11:14 pm
I wonder if he realizes that he convinces no one, but perpetuates the Christian=Self Righteous Asshole stereotype that drives moderate Christians away from the church (or just in invoking God in their actions).
December 16, 2009 at 1:31 am
Thank you to the person down thumbing all my comments. I appreciate your dedication. Only over 4000 more comments to go.
December 16, 2009 at 2:07 am
I’m only going to hell 6 to 8 times depending your exact definitions…I’m disappointed.
December 16, 2009 at 11:35 am
“Also drop all those unnecessary periods, write like you write, not like you would talk.”
There are two major grammar errors there. I know because I invented grammar and the English language. It wasn’t even very hard and I only did it because I first invented slavery and I needed something to keep those bastards from learning. Plus it was raining AND a fucking Sunday. I figured if it was really the lord’s day then I as God should do something productive.
Your sentence should read:
Lamb, please write properly and not how you would write it had you spoken it.
Also in the link I tried posting a comment “why is everyone in the picture so ugly?” from the username Harvard rules! but I don’t think the mod will approve it.
December 16, 2009 at 12:14 pm
Hmmmm… I’m 7 of those… does that mean I go to seven different hells, or do I get a special bonus eternal torture coupon, or what? Anyway, glad to know I’ll be in the company of a lot of interesting, diverse people there.
December 16, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Just think, some frightened Kinko’s employee had to print that out for him.
December 16, 2009 at 8:12 pm
What does my grammar have to do with it? I never said it was flawless, English is my second language. However I do know a little about writing so I told him what I know. If I had told him to “please write properly” that could have referred to anything, I meant specifically the periods and only in his first comment. I told him that because I like him otherwise I wouldn’t have cared in the first place. Magnus, please stay on topic.
December 17, 2009 at 7:21 am
She likes me! She… she said she li.. likes me! [goes on the street and starts shouting at random people: SHE LIKES ME! OH WONDERFUL DAY!]
December 18, 2009 at 1:37 am
Why’d you come back. You weren’t supposed to see this.
December 18, 2009 at 7:31 am
I accidentally subscribed to this post…
December 16, 2009 at 9:13 pm
i lol’d at obama voters (WAI2GO!)
also he forgot forum trolls
March 8, 2010 at 8:40 pm
Be a REAL liberal. French kiss a queer for JESUS!