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Masturbation policy.



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    dieAntagonista

    Now how did they figure out it was semen and who was the guy who thought it was a good idea to make a masturbation policy. I mean they’re literally trusting young horny men instead of just getting better pipes. Which oh wow, would mean somewhere out there are salesmen who say things like, this is our handy little pipe which won’t cost you much but can’t handle much, and this is our semen safe pipe, our developers have tested it thoroughly and you get a 10 year guarantee.

    natedog

    women are semen safe pipes

    lol

    Tricknology

    I bet they could get a bulk discount on drano.

    Puulaahi

    F’n hilarious.

    natedog

    sement

    terwilligher

    they pay $34000 a year for the privelege of being arrogant fuckbags, and the $1000 goes for the room / board / pipes.

    Stolid

    All right Nate.. We all know you’ve been waiting to use that one…

    Gouki4u

    The fact that none of the pipes in my house burst when I was in junior high leads me to believe this is fake, or that the pipes in my childhood home were up to spec. Whichever.

    pornoperson

    Whew. Glad they came up with this policy after I graduated.

    fracked again

    Its a hoax, but a hilarious one.

    dogsurfer

    As a young adult, Pippi Longstocking, nicknamed Pipes for short, was always ready to lend a hand.

    Dragunov

    Do they jizz acid or something? Pipes can’t handle semen? Wow, they better hope no one’s dirty when they take a shower.

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