Ovarian delight

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As fucked-up as it is, the text is even worse.


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    Lamb
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    I have this book as a PDF.

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    What’s the title, what is it about? I’m only interested because you own it.

    Lamb
    Member

    The Alphabet of Manliness – written by this motherfucking awesome bearded fuck:
    maddox.xmission.com/

    To paraphrase: You’re not doing him a favor by buying this stuff. He’s doing you a favor by selling it.

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    Oh I love Maddox, I didn’t know he had a book out wow. Thanks.

    Dreth
    Member

    If you truly “loved” Maddox you would’ve known that in the past– what, 2 or 3 years??– he has done nothing on his site and has put all attention into his book. Which is overrated anyway. So you either loved him long ago or you just abandon your loved ones. WHICH IS IT??! I’m not pissed or jealous, he’s one mean bad-ass captain and I used to stalk his site when I first found it, which is what eventually inspired me to make my first “website” dedicated to rants in 2004. (Poor English translations and bad spelling included!) But now… Read more »

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    Or I absorbed everything he had on his site but never clicked on any of the buy my this and that because I can’t use Paypal or whatever because of my location and am tired of clicking on links just to find out it’s not available for me. Have you decided to over analyse everything I say and bash me for the conclusions you draw or are you bored.

    Look Raskolnikov, why don’t you send me a postcard instead, I love getting mail from people who live in ant farms.

    Dreth
    Member

    No, he blatantly mentioned it on the site and some of his articles. I wasn’t even bashing you, I was questioning your love or rather, apparent lack of. There’s no way to keep up to date with Maddox and not know he wrote a book. It’s like not knowing Elmo is red yet being an avid fan of Sesame Street. He has written ONE [uninteresting] article in 2009 and like 2 or 3 in all of 2008. You are greeted by site updates on his page which are mainly updates about his book, dates, tours, shoots, whatever. Before this, the… Read more »

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    I probably didn’t keep up to date with Maddox then. Yet I said I loved him, someone call the police. How many girlfriends have you had so far Raskolnikov, did they think you loved them? Have you ever said I love you to anyone but quite probably stopped doing so? See I’ve never told anyone I loved them, I only happen to be fond enough of things to platonically love them and the whole world is fine with that except for you. In that case my guess is you’re looking for an excuse to bash Maddox’ book. Oh look at… Read more »

    Lamb
    Member

    [cough]

    Sticky
    Member

    I can send you that for Christmas too. 😛

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    Please don’t, it lost all meaning by now.

    Dreth
    Member

    Look, I was NOT looking to bash him. I said in the first post I was NOT jealous nor pissed. And no, I don’t go around telling people I love them nor “oooh I love this thing I’ve never heard of, it’s so fascinating I MUST USE THE WORD LOVE TO DESCRIBE THIS EUPHORIC FEELING!”. No, damnit, I don’t over-dramatize like that, you do. That’s your thing. Take it, roll with it. But if I hear that _________ loves _______, yet has has abandoned ______ and still have the nerve to say “oooh ^_^ i luvz it” like a screeching… Read more »

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    Abandoned is too strong of a word. I can platonically love things and not stalk them like you said you did. It’s impossible to keep up with everything people do on the Internet, I go to school and have to work. You’re the one commenting on random things I say, taking them super literally. You’re also yelling at me and I bet a lot of blood was rushing to your head when you typed it out.

    In short, the bitch is you.

    Dreth
    Member

    I’m the bitch, but you’re super-bitch. There. Settled.

    Let’s go back to work.

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    Nah, I’m the person who struck a nerve with you. You’re the whiny bitch who came in here perioding all over the place and then finally got his bolts tightened. You just find your spine and ride it out of here.

    Lamb
    Member

    What the fuck is wrong with you people? One of you best be trolling.

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    I didn’t come here with the intention to insult anyone, then Dreth showed up with a target painted on his shiny forehead so I went with it. Don’t act like you didn’t enjoy it.

    Lamb
    Member

    Nope, bored me, didn’t even read it all. And Dreth was actually making a joke about your love life. Not you failing to know his book.

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    No he wasn’t, he is getting his panties in a bunch over me liking things that he doesn’t like. See Emma Watson post. It bored you because you didn’t understand a thing. Do you even know what platonic love means? Platonic love for things is not a “love life.”

    Lamb
    Member

    Your love for maddox, woman!

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    Which is admiration and not a relationship because I’ve never met him, retard?

    Lamb
    Member

    I monkeybutt you!

    Dreth
    Member

    See? She’s being a bitch to everyone.

    Don’t try and single me out woman or I’ll resort to sexist comments!

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    You started it? Just like with the Emma Watson post where you bashed me for finding women pretty that you don’t find pretty? Or the other post where I complimented a photo and you said it’s nothing special and I’m nothing special for liking it?

    Did you find your spine yet. To this point you’re the only person calling me a bitch, I’d say you’re projecting.

    Dreth
    Member

    Now who’s over-analyzing?

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    I wasn’t analysing but stating facts. Go ahead and draw your own conclusions, Raskolnikov.

    Dreth
    Member

    Oh, no one’s calling me a bitch except you. Are you projecting too? And… is it a “fact” I find anything you find good/pretty/interesting/positive as bad/ugly/boring/negative? No, it’s not. Of course if you want to turn it into a “fact”, go and find ALL pictures we’ve both commented on, both in agreement and disagreement and if you find that in each and every picture I’ve contradicted you for the hell of it, you may have a case. Otherwise I think you’re feeling a bit too important, as if I have a personal vendetta against you and your likings. This whole… Read more »

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    And… is it a “fact” I find anything you find good/pretty/interesting/positive as bad/ugly/boring/negative? I didn’t say that, you did. The things I stated were facts. I also didn’t call you names, you started it. You are the one who tries to disprove “my integrity as a human being” by acting like I’m being dishonest. I never had these conversations on here about what I like with anyone except you and you were the one who started them all. All I called Emma Watson was “exciting”, that’s all it took for you to attack me in that thread, and you said:… Read more »

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    I’ll go now. It was a long time ago that I discovered Maddox, it really isn’t my fault that I don’t know what all these interesting people do on the Internet, there’s just too many. It doesn’t take away from my admiration though.

    If what you are claiming is true, that this is some strange coincidence that you keep commenting on my taste or whatever and you don’t even like me, then that means you will leave me alone from now on.

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    Also sorry that I called you a bitch. I hate that word.

    Demon
    Member

    Dreth and dA just need to screw and get it over with already.
    Lamb gets to watch.

    Lamb
    Member

    WOOOO!

    #makecasemdsgreatagain
    Member

    Can I get involced too?

    Lamb
    Member

    NO!

    metalhead2061
    Member

    Jesus H. Christ

    AKircher
    Member

    mAgNUS, where are you when we need you?

    Error401
    Member

    So, planctonic love is bad because it feels like you’ve been sucker punched in the nads?

    Wait, what is this book about again?

    Luke Magnifico
    Member

    DieA, you are a bitch.

    I just don’t want Dreth to be lonely 🙁

    bejamus
    Member

    So how bout them bibles, eh?

    Puulaahi
    Member

    So what book is this from?

    If you punch hard enough you can break the pelvic bone and really fuck someone up.

    Kero
    Member

    www.myconfinedspace.com/2009/10/03/ovarian-delight/

    REPOST. 40 comments and no one called repost. douchebags.

    Also its from the alphabet of manliness

    Messatsunokami
    Member

    Oh my fucking universe, the thought of getting hit in the balls until they retract, fuck I’m trembling and twisting around just thinking about it

    driver01z
    Member

    THIS

    nyoki
    Member

    I don’t even want to consider what it would feel like to get hit, really hard, anywhere near my li’l cap’n.

    nyoki
    Member

    Also, dieA, is the name you’re using for Dreth from Crime and Punishment? Just curious.

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    Yes, of course you’re right. A while back he named me Carmen, after some TV show character I think. I’m still not sure why, maybe I have an unfavourable trait in common with her, so I picked a topical character for him also.

    Error401
    Member

    Carmen Electra? Or Carmen Sandiego? Both are pretty hot, just sayin.

    Puulaahi
    Member

    I was thinking Carmen Sandiego.

    Dreth
    Member

    I called her a lot of spanish names because her face SORT OF resembles the traits of hispanic females so every time I would talk to her on Messenger I’d say a different spanish name.

    Isn’t that right, Lucrecia?



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