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A rather confident young man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive young woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?†

â€No,†he replies, “I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was testing it.†

Intrigued, the woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?†

â€It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me,†he explains. 

â€What’s it telling you now?†

â€Well, it says that you’re not wearing any panties…†

The woman giggles and replies, “Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!†

The man exclaims, “Damn—it must be broken again. It’s always running an hour fast!â€
via Maxim’s 100 Funniest Jokes | Maxim.com.
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December 8, 2009 at 7:21 am
Old as the internuts but still funny. Though I heard it as James Bond was meant to be testing a new watch from Q. But whatever.