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1 – Comment rating is now members only. you don’t have to be MCS+, but you do need to be logged in. this is because of performance issues only.
2 – most importantly, I LOVE YOU GUYS. all of you. even the racist stupid pieces of shit that inspire hatred and ignorance. you’re all a part of MCS and I love you guys. continue to do what you do, just don’t be dicks about it.
3 – I hate vodka, but that’s all I have tonight. last night I tried to drink a cup of it with the normal ratio of alcohol / water that I do with whiskey, and I ended up puking for an hour straight, so tonight, I’m trying it at 1/2 strength. ugh.
4 – I need more whiskey. I’ll touch on this later. Oh hey, you know what I haven’t done in forever? Links to internet-d! You should join all the cool people over there that are talking about serious issues, like:
- Native language shapes the melody of a newborn baby’s cry at Nerdshit tiki god
- The Smallest Snowman nyokki
- Is Obama Scrooge? nyokki
- Matrix: Lego Style nyokki
- People of Walmart nyokki
- Must See: District 13: Ultimatum Puulaahi
- DARPA’s Red Balloons nyokki
- Tea Parties – The Documentary nyokki
- NBC, Comcast and…Hulu? nyokki
- NY State Senator Diane Savino on the marriage equality bill tiki god
Babies learning to talk before they’re born, small nano snowmen, obama being (falsely) accused of being a scrooge, matrix in lego, people in walmart, darpa’s red balls, HULU was sold to comcast, and a big titty Senator talking about gay people.
Trust me, she’s got huge tits, but it’s safe for work, so you should watch her video.
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Make a screwdriver. Vodak and OJ is the best combination besides hookers and blow.
I was gonna say, water is definitely not the best way to drink vodka. OJ or some kind of soda. I’m used to drinking it with some girly shit mixed with it, so, yeah.
I tried vodka and lemonade. it killed me.
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I usually take my vodka all by itself. Or with soda, two lemons. Hold the bacon. Haven’t had a hangover in ages.
Jack, however, has never made it all the way down to my stomach.
Oh, and “I LOVE YOU, MAN”
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FUCKING STUPID SHIT FUCK.
FUCK ALL FUCKING YOU FUCKING ALL.
Well fuck
Yeah. Fuck you, you fucking fuck.
There’s a lot of fucking going on here. Please to continue.
A female has asked for fucking. MOAR FUCKING. FUCK.
fuck-a doodle-do i suppose. pip pip jolly um fuck.
Vodka + shot glass = gets the job done quickly.
Don’t try sipping that shit, not even Russians are that crazy.
My favorite vodka happens to be of the Polish variety, but my drink of choice is a single malt Highland Scotch Whisky, which played an important part in my level of sobriety this evening.
Fuck, I love alcohol.
Vodka + Orange Minute Maid = a very tasty screwdriver! vodka dont mix with water :/
vodka is the slut of the alcohol world. it goes with everything.
Tiki, you should just make some jello shots. since you’re being a pussy about vodka. might as well go all the way
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i know, i’m a racist stupid peice of shit. but i only do it for the lulz.
and i love you man. but you’re not getting my bud light
Love you too Tiki Man. This site is fucking awesome! I only like vodka if it is mixed with something.
I despise vodka, tastes like rubbing alcohol.