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  1. It dosen’t say anything about australia.
    Stupid australians.

  2. self-refuting world view is self-refuting

    I AM TOLERANT OF EVERYONE EXCEPT THOSE WHO BELIEVE DIFFERENTLY THAN I DO

  3. What a stupid ad! Racists have just as big a brain as everyone else. Some of the smartest people have also been the biggest racists. It’s a cultural issue, not a biological one. Ads like this don’t help solve the problem.

  4. So, Hobbits started the Klan?

    Mind != Brain

  5. the last one should read: Liberal Douche

    racists can be highly intelligent, hell even such heroes of american history like Charles Lindbergh and Kenneth Althaus were racist, while liberal douches just nod their head and accept the easiest solutions of just allowing every other race to do what it wants and go where they want unchecked

    • At least the ad was stupid enough to bother our pet Nazi Mr. Kommissar, sir.

      Damn liberals, letting different races just walkabout and not separating them like breads at the bakery. They’re doing it obviously just because it’s the easiest solution. No, make it complicated man, make it complicated. White bread – LEFT CORNER, brown bread – RIGHT CORNER, the bagels have to stay in the oven extra long and the expired ones COME WITH ME.

      • WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR WHITE BREAD AND MY BAGEL WERE MADE FROM THE SAME DOUGH. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.

        Wow I can see an entire comic based on this in my head.

        • EXCUSE ME BUT THAT DOUGH IS NOTHING LIKE THE DOUGH THE WHITE BREAD IS MADE OUT OF. THE WHITE BREAD DOUGH IS A MUCH MORE SOPHISTICATED AND EVOLVED DOUGH. THERE IS SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH THAT PROVES WHITE BREAD DOUGH IS MORE ADVANCED.

          • MY GRANDFATHER WAS PROUD TO BE A WHEAT UNTIL YOUR BLEACHED ANCESTORS CAME ALONG WITH YOUR LABS AND BLEACH INFESTING OUR NATURAL LANDS WITH YOUR SCIENCE AND SHIT YET YOUR MOMMA COULDN’T SPELL EINKORN IF HER LIFE DEPENDED ON IT

            WHOLE GRAINS POWER

          • I LIKE USING CAPS LOCKS IT MAKES ME SOUND MORE INTELLIGENT. I ALSO LIKE BREAD YOU KNOW THE KIND THAT YOU PUT MEAT, VEGIES AND THE WHAT NOT.

          • NO, YOU ROTTEN BROWN SAVAGES, WE INTRODUCED VITAMIN FORTIFICATIONS SO YOU COULD BETTER NOURISH YOUR CHILDREN AND INTRODUCED YOU TO MORE SOPHISTICATED METHODS OF BAKING SO LESS OF YOUR CHILDREN AND MOTHERS WERE DYING IN BIRTH. WE GAVE YOU THE PRESERVATIVES NECCESSARY TO LIVE A LONG AND HEALTHY SHELF LIFE. AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY US? WITHOUT US YOU WOULD STILL BE BAKED IN BRICK OVENS BY MINDLESS MONGOLOID BROWN BAKERS. SO THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY US? FOR GIVING YOU LONGER LIVES AND THE MEANS TO BETTER YOUR DOUGH-RACE? BY MARGINALIZING ALL THE WHITE BREAD UNDER ONE BANNER DESPITE THE FACT THAT WHITE BREADS ARE A VERY CULTURALLY DIVERSE RACE OF DOUGH AND THEN PASSING LEGISLATION THAT NOT ONLY GIVES YOU AN ADVANTAGE IN THE ECONOMIC AND EDUCATIONAL SECTORS OF SOCIETY BUT ALSO FLAT OUT STATES THAT WHITE BREADS ARE THE CAUSE OF ALL OF THE WORLDS HEALTH PROBLEMS ? YOU ALL COME FROM ONE FUCKING BAKERY WHERE THE SAME TIRE OLD BROWN WHOLE GRAINS PERPETUATE THEIR SHITTY DOUGH RECIPES INFECTING OUR PURE WHITE BREAD GENE POOL, MEANWHILE YOU ALL TALK ABOUT HOW OPPRESSED YOU ARE WHILE ONE OF YOUR OWN IS HEAD BAKER AT MULTIPLE BAKERIES IN THE UNITED KITCHENS OF AMERICA AND THE UNITED BAKEHOUSE AS WELL AS THE NORTH AMERICAN TRATTORIA ASSOCIATION (NATO). CHILDREN ARE DYING BECAUSE YOU WHOLE GRAIN FAGGOTS ARE TELLING EVERYONE THAT WE ARE JUST GOING TO KILL ALL WHO PARTAKE IN OUR PURE WHITE NOURISHMENT. THAT THE TECHNOLOGIES WE USE TO LIVE LONGER WILL KILL EVERYONE, YOU BACKWARDS SAVAGE FUCKS.

          • Ok all right I give up, Lotus is hands down the king of angry capslock satire.
            The part with the NATO made the soda I just had and other things come back through my nose. As a bagel I keep loads of things in my nose, ’cause it’s so big you see.

    • I think you’re missing the point KommissarKvC. “small minded” is the joke. not intelligence, though you seem to be giving credence to that idea too.

  6. We all bleed red, shit brown and make mistakes.

  7. DieA’s post greatly amuses me. Ovens, hahahaha.

  8. I bet a nigger made this picture.

  9. nyokki-sama, you think I’m autistic?
    Atk

  10. For all:
    Humanity was born in africa twice! No matter the skin color, we are all descendants of Africans!
    Atk

    • yes, science has proven that the original homo erectus came from africa, BUT science also proved that those that became homo sapiens (aka HUMAN) migrated north into europe.
      yes there were off-shoots that despite being part of the superior-than-black group, they werent as high up as what became the caucasian race, and these spread out and became asians, and covered the middle ground

      however, india and the middle east are sings that by one way or another – either desperate attempts by the black sub-species to imitate their superiors in migrating north, or possibly of those forcibly taken north by their superiors, but were unable to adapt to the colder climates of europe, and stayed in the hotter regions that in some small way compared to their african homeland.

      the strongest of all were able to finish in scandanavia and not only survive but flourish, then in later times migrate back down in greater numbers to put a surge in the populations of east and west europe and lay the seeds of the human nations we have today,

      the asian races, being capable of the hard work and unity like caucasians, were able to also develop strong nations and prove themselves to be powers to take note of

      sadly, despite having only rudimentary abilities to exist, the black species survived out of simple cockroach stubbornness and even today, many millenia later, are still FAR behind any kind of realistic civilisation, with time having proven the black savages lack any form of imagination or creativity of their own, and have only developed due to contact with their superiors

  11. Er,should`nt that be narrow minded?

  12. At least we can all agree racism sucks? Right? RIGHT? NO? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

  13. Lol, as if a nigger has as big a brian as me. Those Asians have massive brians though.

  14. I think I’ve figured it out. Kommissar is really a time traveler from the 1800s who with the power of Odin used his superior WHITE brain to build a machine to fast-forward to 2009 to inform us, the race-mixing douches riding our series of tubes, that we are, and always will be wrong.

    I salute you, you slippery Norse chrono hopper… I salute you.

  15. They could have done some kind of wordplay on being “open minded”, but I guess it never occurred to the COLOR BLIND MASTE RACE.

    • some versions of science dictate that white is the presence of all color, thus white is the master color as it holds all that is required to be the powerful, while other versions of science dictate that white is the lack of any color, making it free of imperfections

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