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Turtle Belt

plastic turtle 500x303 Turtle Belt

This makes me cry.
It should make you cry, too.

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16 Responses to Turtle Belt

  1. Poor anorexic turtle. It prolly thinks it’s fat too.

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  2. Cry at this? It just made me fap.

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  3. WHAT THE FUCK… Poor guy… The person who did this should have his balls banded like this.

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  4. The only saving grace is that this looks like a snapping turtle, not endangered. If it were a loggerhead, I’d be cracking some skulls.

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  5. This is why you cut soda can rings before you throw them away.

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  6. Lemme at’em! LEMME AT’EM!

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  7. Looks like one of those plastic security rings that detach when you open a milk jug.

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  8. The security rings on the milk jugs I get are tear-off so they’re open on one side.

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  9. « This is why you cut soda can rings before you throw them away. »

    And jam jar lid rings, etc. etc.

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  10. it’s sad and horrifying, but it’s also a amazing that he’s alive, and from what i can see, prospering in spite of being almost completely cut in half… it gives me hope for life after humanity…

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  11. This was several years ago apparently.
    Turtle had eggs at the time even.

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-1lF-sRc3M&

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  12. Ouch…

    This gives the term “scarred for life” a whole different meaning!

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  13. that is pretty fucked up

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  14. I actually can’t snark over this.. *sigh*

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