Star Trek Pron NIB

10 Responses to Star Trek Pron NIB

1. natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0

   

   November 23, 2009 at 10:30 am

   hey spock, GO FUCK YOURSELF

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2. trikyodz (UID# 1103) 0  0

   November 28, 2009 at 2:49 am

   lol zach quinto couldnt do spock sign, so they crazy glued his fingers together, and fucker gave it his all. it was still bad.

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3. origuy (UID# 8028) 0  0

   November 28, 2009 at 3:24 am

   Let’s see: Plot holes you could drive Nero’s ship through, enough LENSFLARE to blind most of the audience, and so far from cannon that Q couldn’t tie the two universes back together…

   But hey it could have been worse:
   Shatner could have been in it. (Or directed it.)
   Bey could have directed. (I’m not sure which would f it up more!)
   They decide that it wasn’t Star Wars”ish enough, and give everyone light sabers, Romulan/Jedi mind tricks, or Space fighters (Okay, fighters MIGHT have made it better.)

   TrikYodz: Quinto at least can act, sort of… Except for him, and Pegg, everyone else seemed to be rather flat cutouts of their characters.

   But they had Orion girls in underwear. So it wasn’t all bad! 8^}

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4. trikyodz (UID# 1103) 0  0

   November 28, 2009 at 3:34 am

   true dat

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5. blaggun (UID# 4236) 0  0

   November 28, 2009 at 9:09 am

   The new Trek is like the Transfomers movies, don’t think, just have fun.
   Now, cut the gayness and give the models! NOW!

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6. q-delta (UID# 741) 0  0

   November 28, 2009 at 9:48 am

   I lol’d… but srsly, I have Star Wars figurines from the nineties that are more detailed than these? Are they like… from happy meals or something?

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7. evilcritter (UID# 16388) 0  0

   November 28, 2009 at 11:43 am

   Thank god. I thought I was the only one who hated that film. Seemingly intelligent friends of mine, some of them writers, thought it was spectacular and beyond criticism. I felt like I was surrounded by pod people. Perhaps there was some sort of drug in the popcorn that didn’t affect me? I’m just baffled by the near universal positive reviews.

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8. fracked-again (UID# 6878) 0  0

   

   November 28, 2009 at 12:12 pm

   I enjoyed it, but I went in with low expectations.

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9. nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0

   

   November 28, 2009 at 6:32 pm

   10 pics?

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10. chenoan (UID# 14265) 0  0

    November 30, 2009 at 12:02 am

    and this is why I never want to be made into a toy….

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