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handzoff anti-masturbatory cream

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11 Responses to handzoff anti-masturbatory cream

  1. coconut, buttermilk and vanilla bean?

    how does this help one to not beat off?

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  2. Might have some Icy-Hot stuff in it, so you’d start fapping and then be like “OH HOLY CHRIST MY DICK”

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  3. What if one likes icy/hot things on his member?

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  4. Doesn’t sound like “instant relief” to me.

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  5. That comment was supposed to be a reply to Sticky’s comment.

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  6. Instant relief of what exactly?

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  7. Maybe when you apply it, you get “instant relief” in that you have an orgasm without actually having to masturbate?

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  8. You don’t need to jack off again for 6 hours.

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  9. Apply to hands, have spikes grow out of them?

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