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11 Responses to handzoff anti-masturbatory cream

  1. natedog (UID# 1905) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    November 5, 2009 at 8:55 pm

    coconut, buttermilk and vanilla bean?

    how does this help one to not beat off?

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  2. sticky (UID# 463) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    November 6, 2009 at 10:18 am

    Might have some Icy-Hot stuff in it, so you’d start fapping and then be like “OH HOLY CHRIST MY DICK”

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  3. lamb (UID# 3529) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    November 6, 2009 at 10:28 am

    What if one likes icy/hot things on his member?

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  4. ben1605 (UID# 581) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    November 6, 2009 at 10:32 am

    Doesn’t sound like “instant relief” to me.

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  5. ben1605 (UID# 581) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    November 6, 2009 at 10:33 am

    That comment was supposed to be a reply to Sticky’s comment.

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  6. nyoki (UID# 3444) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    November 6, 2009 at 11:36 am

    Instant relief of what exactly?

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  7. deuce (UID# 933) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    November 6, 2009 at 11:49 am

    Maybe when you apply it, you get “instant relief” in that you have an orgasm without actually having to masturbate?

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  8. fracked-again (UID# 6878) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    November 6, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    You don’t need to jack off again for 6 hours.

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  10. gilly (UID# 734) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    November 6, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    Apply to hands, have spikes grow out of them?

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