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Harold the Ghoul
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A screenshot I took a long, long time ago. I believe it was from my first encounter with Harold, in the Hub in Fallout 1. I’ve been using Harold’s head for my avatars ever since.
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teenagers and cats
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5) (Log in to vote!) Loading ...For all of you with teenagers or who had teenagers, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats:
* Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name.
* No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane efforts are barely adequate to compensate for the privilege of waiting on them hand and foot.
* You rarely see a cat walking outside of the house with an adult human being, and it can be safely said that no teenager in his or her right mind wants to be seen in public with his or her parents.
* Even if you tell jokes as well as Jay Leno, neither your cat nor you teen will ever crack a smile.
* No cat or teenager shares you taste in music.
* Cats and teenagers can lie on the living-room sofa for hours on end without moving, barely breathing.
* Cats have nine lives. Teenagers carry on as if they did.
* Cats and teenagers yawn in exactly the same manner, communicating that ultimate human ecstasy — a sense of complete and utter boredom.
* Cats and teenagers do not improve anyone’s furniture.
* Cats that are free to roam outside sometimes have been known to return in the middle of the night to deposit a dead animal in your bedroom. Teenagers are not above that sort of behavior.
Thus, if you must raise teenagers, the best sources of advice are not other parents, but veterinarians. It is also a good idea to keep a guidebook on cats at hand at all times.
And remember, above all else, put out the food and do not make any sudden moves in their direction. When they make up their minds, they will finally come to you for some affection and comfort, and it will be a triumphant moment for all concerned.
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Retarded Tattoo
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Morgoth and Fingolfin
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Alien wedding cake
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I would really like to know how the filling looks.
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Mass Murderer or Excited Kid?
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6 year old Cub Scout in Christina School District in Deleware brought a Scouting Knife to school. Stupidy ensues as common sense is thrown out the window.
Read here:http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/12/education/12discipline.html?no_interstitial
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Hey Fred, look at all the mammals
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This is the future
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In response to:
www.myconfinedspace.com/2009/10/10/this-was-supposed-to-be-the-future/
We really are living in the future, we just haven’t noticed it yet because it doesn’t involve flying cars.
Comic from Three Panel Soul.
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floppy seconds
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