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Snow White Ad
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I couldn’t find a bigger copy of this. :0(
I gave up my belly button for lint
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) (Log in to vote!) Loading ...Babies
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Found somewhere on teh internets ages ago. Funny
second opinion
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) (Log in to vote!) Loading ...A man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments, tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead. The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion.
The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the cat down next to the dog’s body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, poking and sniffing the dog’s body and finally looks at the vet and meows.
The vet looks at the man and says, “I’m sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead, too.”
The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much he owes. The vet answers, “$350.”
“$350 to tell me my dog is dead?!” exclaims the man.
“Well,” the vet replies, “I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional $300 was for the cat scan.”
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Wet
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Played the demo. I hate the gameplay, but definitely gets big points for story, style and pulp. Very badass and fun fighting enemies with blood all over her face in artsy pulp mode.
NUTS or GTFO
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) (Log in to vote!) Loading ...draw for me an evil squirrel hell bent on world domination
from Drawfor.me. Go there and submit an image. If you have an account on MCS, it’ll work there too.
