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  1. The question is Why is would a Russian professor predict this and what would cause this “split”?

  2. “Why is would a”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    This is clearly just some Russian idiots map that he faps to every night.

    I don’t think there’s even any logic here. The most likely thing would be for most of the states to go on their own, at least at first, especially Texas and Alaska.

    And Mexico can’t influence shit.

  3. When was this ‘map’ made, or envisioned?

    • Igor Panarin

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Igor_Panarin

      He’s likely incorrect in his theory, however he’s not worth discarding without paying a bit of attention to. Virtually every state in the union is bankrupt at the moment, and each state has come up with some sort of backwords work-around in close the holes in their books for this fiscal year. However, they all employ kicking the can down the road using one-time money. Come 2010, most states will reach budget crises of epic proportions.

      If things end up as bad as they appear, it will become harder and harder for the federal government to hold together a bunch of bankrupt states. There is a good chance that within the next 4 years, there will not be 50 states in the Union. How it unfolds exactly is anybody’s guess.

  4. The California Republic would become part of Japan or Australia. Stupid Russians.

  5. “A Russian professor”? That’s awfully vague. I call BS.

  6. I heard about him, yet he’s still not famous enough for any of us to type his name here.

  7. This is bullshit.
    China will be under californias influence.
    Canada under the central north.
    Europe under the Atlantic coast.
    Russia under alaska.
    The entire pacific under Hawaii.
    and Texas the rest of the world.

  8. Texas is far too busy sucking its own dick to ever move outside its current borders.

  9. This interesting because Hawaii and Alaska are apparently not states anymore already.

  10. It looks like the good “Professor” needs to lay off that rotgut vodka for a while.

  11. well, the only part i agree with is alaska going to Russia, since it originally was russian territory before it was illegally sold to usa and the tsar hunted down those whol sold it and took everything they had as revenge

  12. I am from Eastern Washington, there is no fucking way we would ever associate ourselves with California or most of Oregon, we hardly like like to claim Seattle as part of the state except for when it comes to professional sports. Apparently Russian professors can create arbitrary bullshit, or they just have doctorate programs in tolling over there …

  13. I am from Eastern Washington, there is no fucking way we would ever associate ourselves with California or most of Oregon, we hardly like like to claim Seattle as part of the state except for when it comes to professional sports. Apparently Russian professors can create arbitrary bullshit, or they just have doctorate programs in trolling over there …

  14. Double post fail, my bad everybody … my bad.

  15. Wait, why does Canada get stuck with most of the Bible Belt? We ain’t so big on that religious stuff up here, eh.

  16. I remember this. So hilarious. It’s totally made without any concept of what the states are like or anything. Like Mormon Idaho not teaming up with Wyoming & Montana’s gun nuts or Utah’s Mormons to form their own Mormon country.

    I think this guy was a professor of batshit crazy.

    Oh, and this came out in 2008 when the financial crisis first started and Russia hadn’t seen any signs of it yet.

  17. i wish canada had an ‘i’ in it so i could call it Canadia

  18. It seems the little Russky professor just copied the idea from the “Crimson Skies” game.

  19. I hope to God that Texas Republic doesn’t get the bomb.

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