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October 13, 2009 at 11:47 pm
BULL FUCKING SHIT
October 14, 2009 at 9:02 am
The question is Why is would a Russian professor predict this and what would cause this “split”?
October 18, 2009 at 12:41 pm
His only exposure to US politics is from 911 truthers.
October 14, 2009 at 3:54 pm
“Why is would a”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is clearly just some Russian idiots map that he faps to every night.
I don’t think there’s even any logic here. The most likely thing would be for most of the states to go on their own, at least at first, especially Texas and Alaska.
And Mexico can’t influence shit.
October 19, 2009 at 6:25 pm
I agree, Mexico has no influence on the shit = USA
October 16, 2009 at 12:35 am
When was this ‘map’ made, or envisioned?
October 19, 2009 at 9:57 am
Igor Panarin
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Igor_Panarin
He’s likely incorrect in his theory, however he’s not worth discarding without paying a bit of attention to. Virtually every state in the union is bankrupt at the moment, and each state has come up with some sort of backwords work-around in close the holes in their books for this fiscal year. However, they all employ kicking the can down the road using one-time money. Come 2010, most states will reach budget crises of epic proportions.
If things end up as bad as they appear, it will become harder and harder for the federal government to hold together a bunch of bankrupt states. There is a good chance that within the next 4 years, there will not be 50 states in the Union. How it unfolds exactly is anybody’s guess.
October 19, 2009 at 8:21 pm
I think not.
October 17, 2009 at 10:54 am
The California Republic would become part of Japan or Australia. Stupid Russians.
October 17, 2009 at 7:00 pm
“A Russian professor”? That’s awfully vague. I call BS.
October 17, 2009 at 7:04 pm
I heard about him, yet he’s still not famous enough for any of us to type his name here.
October 17, 2009 at 7:10 pm
This is bullshit.
China will be under californias influence.
Canada under the central north.
Europe under the Atlantic coast.
Russia under alaska.
The entire pacific under Hawaii.
and Texas the rest of the world.
October 17, 2009 at 7:11 pm
and Texas get the rest of the world.
October 17, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Texas is far too busy sucking its own dick to ever move outside its current borders.
October 17, 2009 at 7:19 pm
This interesting because Hawaii and Alaska are apparently not states anymore already.
October 17, 2009 at 7:45 pm
It looks like the good “Professor” needs to lay off that rotgut vodka for a while.
October 17, 2009 at 9:13 pm
well, the only part i agree with is alaska going to Russia, since it originally was russian territory before it was illegally sold to usa and the tsar hunted down those whol sold it and took everything they had as revenge
October 17, 2009 at 11:05 pm
I am from Eastern Washington, there is no fucking way we would ever associate ourselves with California or most of Oregon, we hardly like like to claim Seattle as part of the state except for when it comes to professional sports. Apparently Russian professors can create arbitrary bullshit, or they just have doctorate programs in tolling over there …
October 17, 2009 at 11:05 pm
I am from Eastern Washington, there is no fucking way we would ever associate ourselves with California or most of Oregon, we hardly like like to claim Seattle as part of the state except for when it comes to professional sports. Apparently Russian professors can create arbitrary bullshit, or they just have doctorate programs in trolling over there …
October 17, 2009 at 11:07 pm
Double post fail, my bad everybody … my bad.
October 17, 2009 at 11:55 pm
Wait, why does Canada get stuck with most of the Bible Belt? We ain’t so big on that religious stuff up here, eh.
October 18, 2009 at 12:28 am
we also don’t have much of an interest in controlling parts of another country anyway, we got enough problems of our own ie Quebec!
October 18, 2009 at 1:02 am
Lies! Canadians have religion it’s called HOCKEY and BEER. Do not ruin my fantasizing about Canada eh. I am a huge hockey fan from Central California. GO SHARKS!!! I want to visit Canada eh, go surf, Killer Whale Watch, watch a hockey game, listen to some Newfie Folk music, hike, ski, hang with some sweet sexy chicks and spit on some Oiler Fans eh.
October 18, 2009 at 12:35 am
I remember this. So hilarious. It’s totally made without any concept of what the states are like or anything. Like Mormon Idaho not teaming up with Wyoming & Montana’s gun nuts or Utah’s Mormons to form their own Mormon country.
I think this guy was a professor of batshit crazy.
Oh, and this came out in 2008 when the financial crisis first started and Russia hadn’t seen any signs of it yet.
October 18, 2009 at 1:35 am
i wish canada had an ‘i’ in it so i could call it Canadia
October 18, 2009 at 4:25 am
I do anyway Natedog, I do anyway …
October 18, 2009 at 4:28 am
Nothing’s stopping you. I already call it Canadia. Because obviously, that’s where Canadians come from. If it were Canada, they’d be Canadans.
October 18, 2009 at 2:31 am
It seems the little Russky professor just copied the idea from the “Crimson Skies” game.
October 18, 2009 at 4:32 am
Here’s the result of a quick Google on this:
online.wsj.com/article/SB123051100709638419.html
October 18, 2009 at 9:33 pm
I hope to God that Texas Republic doesn’t get the bomb.