Big Tits vs. Little Tits

Women with Big Tits…

* can get a taxi on the worst days
* have men give them the best seats on a bus.
* have a neat place to carry spare change
* have always been the center of the arts (art)
* make jogging a spectator sport
* can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
* have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)
* usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie
* can always carry a little extra cash
* always float better
* know where to look first for lost earrings
* rarely lack for a slow dance partner
* have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner
* never have to buy a car with airbags
* have a place to carry a extra beer

Women with Little Tits…

* don’t cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
* always look younger
* find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
* can always see their toes and shoes
* can sleep on their stomachs
* have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
* know that people can read the entire message on their T-shirts
* know that everything more than a handful is wasted
* can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle
* can take aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out
* never be accused of having implants.

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    kiss.the.sky
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    So. True.
    Although, add a downside to the big boobs: having your boyfriend call you a boobmonster. :<

    Andre666
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    not funny

    asphyxxia
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    I have big boobs, and I never have problems with seeing shoes, sleeping on my stomach (most comfiest way to sleep imo) and getting behind the wheel of small car (since my car is extremely small) 😛

    Gilly
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    I like small boobs on women. Not as saggy.

    c my big tits & pussy
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    he he … u r very right 🙂



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