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Women with Big Tits…
* can get a taxi on the worst days
* have men give them the best seats on a bus.
* have a neat place to carry spare change
* have always been the center of the arts (art)
* make jogging a spectator sport
* can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
* have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)
* usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie
* can always carry a little extra cash
* always float better
* know where to look first for lost earrings
* rarely lack for a slow dance partner
* have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner
* never have to buy a car with airbags
* have a place to carry a extra beer
Women with Little Tits…
* don’t cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
* always look younger
* find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
* can always see their toes and shoes
* can sleep on their stomachs
* have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
* know that people can read the entire message on their T-shirts
* know that everything more than a handful is wasted
* can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle
* can take aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out
* never be accused of having implants.
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October 13, 2009 at 12:30 pm
So. True.
Although, add a downside to the big boobs: having your boyfriend call you a boobmonster. :<
October 13, 2009 at 12:59 pm
not funny
October 14, 2009 at 12:53 am
I have big boobs, and I never have problems with seeing shoes, sleeping on my stomach (most comfiest way to sleep imo) and getting behind the wheel of small car (since my car is extremely small)
October 14, 2009 at 5:47 am
I like small boobs on women. Not as saggy.