Why Beer is Better Than Women

# You can enjoy a beer all month long.

# Beer stains wash out.

# You don’t have to wine and dine beer.

# Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play hockey.

# When your beer goes flat you toss it.

# Beer is never late.

# Hangovers go away.

# A beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another beer.

# Beer labels come off without a fight.

# When you go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer.

# Beer never has a headache.

# After you have had a beer the bottle is still worth 10¢.

# A beer won’t get upset if you come home and have beer on your breath.

# If you pour a beer right you’ll always get a good head.

# You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.

# A beer always goes down easy.

# You can share a beer with your friends.

# You always know you’re the first one to pop a beer.

# A beer is always wet.

# Beer doesn’t demand equality.

# You can have a beer in public.

# A beer doesn’t care when you get home.

# A frigid beer is a good beer.

# You don’t have to wash a beer before it tastes good.

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