Beer President’s Choice

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, ‘Hey Señor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona. The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, ‘I’d like the best beer in the world, give me ‘The King Of Beers’, a Budweiser. The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, ‘I’d like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors. He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says, ‘Give me a Coke.”

The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, ‘Why aren’t you drinking a Guinness?”

The Guinness president replies, ‘Well, I figured if you guys aren’t drinking beer, neither would I.”

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    Well if we’re gonna get technical, (which I don’t think we were but what the hell), there is no beer mentioned in this joke. only Lager & Stout



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