Why Beer is Better than Religion

* No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

* Beer doesn’t tell you how to have sex.

* Beer has never caused a major war.

* They don’t force Beer on minors who can’t think for themselves.

* When you have a Beer, you don’t knock on people’s doors trying to give it away.

* Nobody’s ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.

* You don’t have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.

* There are laws saying Beer labels can’t lie to you.

* You can prove you have a Beer.

* If you’ve devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

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    One Response to Why Beer is Better than Religion

    1. What about prohibition back in the 20’s? People died because they didn’t drink beer, wanted others to not drink beer and some died because they drank beer.

      Other than that, AWESOME!

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