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2009 MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS Green Day
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grandma is 105!
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wow. i am amazed every time i look at this–it was taken last month on her 105th birthday.
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Escaped Prisoner’s Choice
(7 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5) (Log in to vote!) Loading ...A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife:
“Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.” If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”
To which his wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!”
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Activated Full Size Gundam Robot Looks Totally, Absofrikinlutely ZOMG!
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We have a 647 in progress
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B36 Peacemaker
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brooks ketchup
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its the landmark, telling you that you’ve just entered collinsville, illinois. that’s alotta ketchup!
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the juicy peanut
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is this the best name for a baror what?
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WTF Carrot
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I didn’t know they made carrots like this. Apparently this is a carrot flower that you’re not supposed to get in seed packs. Taken from my garden.
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