Girl Scout Cookie Descriptions

Girl Scout Cookie Descriptions

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    1. Gawd I love frozen GS thin mints.

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    2. Samoas ALWAYS sell out first. They’re far and away the best of the lot.

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    3. Sugar free chocolate chip?

      SUGAR FREE chocolate chip?!

      GTFO MY DOORSTEP CHILD, BRING ME SUGAR!!

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    4. Noticed that they changed the name of the Samoas to Caramel DeLites last time these hussies were outside of my Target peddling their cookies. Probably some PC move to make sure they’re not offending Samoans or something. Like they give a shit. Every Samoan I’ve known could’ve crushed me with their fist but didn’t because they were so damn nice.

      Heard Wal-Mart is going to try and sell similar cookies like these at their stores & people were getting all emo because this would supposedly destroy the Girl Scout’s only stream of revenue & would ultimately be the end of them. Shit. Seriously? Then how about you sell these crack cookies year round in response to Wal-Mart.

      Capitalism is a pretty simple concept. Instead, you get dumb asses who post shit like this on the internets:

      authenticorganizations.com/harquail/2009/08/03/wal-mart-knocks-off-the-girl-scouts/

      Some of the best lines in this lame article that’s been quoted on CNBC & other news outlets:

      “Did anyone at Wal-mart think twice about knocking off the Girl Scouts’ best sellers?”

      “Just when you think your opinion about Wal-Mart might be changing … just when you think that maybe, just maybe, Wal-Mart was learning to be a better citizen … Wal-Mart turns around and does something really despicable,”

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      • I always avoid stores that have teh little fucks out side of them. that’s not how it’s supposed to work. they’re supposed to go out and learn out to sell shit door to door and how to be worthless scabs on society, not sitting outside of the white trade walmart asking the lower rungs of society to support them.

        also: I hate the parents that sell more than their kids do. fuck them.

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    5. I cannot keep up with the name changes, so I always look for the coconut and the peanut butter cookies. The best ones ever.

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    6. We don’t have girl scout cookies here. ):

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    7. Tagalongs and Dulce de Leche, yall!

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    8. All about Samoas and Tagalongs. Thin Mints aren’t bad either, but those are easily found everyday at the supermarket.

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