I fucked your mom

Three guys are drinking in a bar, when another man comes in and starts drinking at the bar. After a while he approaches the guys, and pointing at the one in the middle, shouts I’ve fucked your mom! The three guys look bewildered and the man resumes drinking at the bar. Ten minutes later he comes back and screams, ‘Your mom’s sucked my cock! Ten more minutes and the same thing happens. He announces loudly, I’ve had your mom up the ass! The young guys have had enough of this, and the one in the middle stands up and shouts, Dad, you’re fuck’n drunk, go home!”

via Thur Sept 24 – Lefturn’s Funny Shit.

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    1. How old is that joke? Were the first two sons named Cain and Abel?

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