Coyote

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The Alberta Government and the Alberta Forest Service were
presenting an alternative to Alberta ranchers for controlling the
coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predators, the tree-huggers had a ‘more humane’ solution.

What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive, the males would then be castrated and let loose again. Therefore the population would be controlled. This was ACTUALLY proposed to the Alberta Ranching Association and Farming Association by the Alberta
Government and the Alberta Forest Service.

All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of
minutes. Finally, one of the old boys in the back of the conference
room stood up, tipped his hat back and said, ‘Son, I don’t think you
understand our problem.

Those coyotes ain’t fuckin’ our sheep…..they’re eatin’ ‘em!’

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10 Responses to Coyote

  1. Good thing too. I hear Alberta ranchers are jealous lovers.

  2. i lold so hard. good jorb.

    and i likethat story.

  3. I hope someone bought that man at least a couple beers for that.

  4. this method is actually a proven method of population control.

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