Grammatik Macht Frei

Added on September 17th, 2009 by Comraduderrisch | Report Post
Tags:Forum Fodder, Grammar, Humor

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#makecasemdsgreatagain (#5034)

14 years ago

Ich not sprachen das german.

Dragunov (#7888)

Reply to #makecasemdsgreatagain

14 years ago

Sprechen sie kein deutsch, mein frÃ«und?

#makecasemdsgreatagain (#5034)

Reply to Dragunov

14 years ago

No, I speak german, not this deutsch thing.
And I am not your friend you deutsch speaking baster.

Alte (#5519)

14 years ago

uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Grammar_concentration_camp

BowToMe (#1755)

14 years ago

Deutschland Ã¼ber alles!!!

ack (#1582)

Reply to BowToMe

14 years ago

Ketchup Ã¼ber Alles!

Awesome1 (#3992)

14 years ago

Almost seems like this on your screen is just as dangerous for yor job as a tree that looks like a cock’n’balls, or a cave that looks like a pussy. NSFW? I think so.

Billy Manic (#778)

Reply to Awesome1

14 years ago

“yor job” IT’S ‘YOUR’ NOT YOR, ASSRETARD.
I kid, I kid.

#makecasemdsgreatagain (#5034)

Reply to Billy Manic

14 years ago

Du stipid joo, sut du joo mouth.

Awesome1 (#3992)

Reply to Billy Manic

14 years ago

That was a mistake, I usually spell it “yer”

Theo11 (#3291)

14 years ago

Love it.

dieAntagonista (#)

14 years ago

Aw yeah, you know it’s true. Hoch lebe das Alphabet!

ack (#1582)

Reply to dieAntagonista

14 years ago

Deutsch Grammatik macht mann verrÃ¼ckt… wie DieA. Sie sind immer verrÃ¼ckt.

‘Sup, D? You back in school?

dieAntagonista (#)

Reply to ack

14 years ago

Not yet, or quasi yes but I need to make some major decisions first.

What are you talking about man, German grammar is perfection. It’s almost as beautiful as mathematics, I mean yeah German sounds ugly compared to English but the grammar is nearly flawless. I mean we have what, a grammar reform every 2 years? They’re trying to kill the ÃŸ right now though, which makes me kind of sad.

So. What about you Mister C to the K.

ack (#1582)

Reply to dieAntagonista

14 years ago

I have no problems with the ÃŸ, and would not mind it replacing the “ss” entirely.

Now this shifting of the verb in certain subordinating clauses… that drives me bat-shit crazy. The rules on application of Dativ vs. Akusativ vs. Genetiv for prepositions has also generated much anger.

But I will forget all of this within the next few hours. The local Volksfest kicks off… right about now. Which means that I will soon have a MaÃŸkrug in hand and Viel Schlager will be heard.

Good times.

smitha22 (#4332)

14 years ago

We’re sinking, we’re sinking …

Miraluka (#4013)

Reply to smitha22

14 years ago

LOL, that advertisement is just great. A relative of mine once said to a shopkeeper who asked her if she wanted to buy something “No no, I`m just cooking”. The English guy was a bit startled, but what can you do about these crazy Germans.