Grammatik Macht Frei

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    #makecasemdsgreatagain
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    Ich not sprachen das german.

    Dragunov
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    Dragunov

    Sprechen sie kein deutsch, mein frëund?

    #makecasemdsgreatagain
    Member

    No, I speak german, not this deutsch thing.
    And I am not your friend you deutsch speaking baster.

    BowToMe
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    Deutschland über alles!!!

    ack
    Member

    Ketchup über Alles!

    Awesome1
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    Almost seems like this on your screen is just as dangerous for yor job as a tree that looks like a cock’n’balls, or a cave that looks like a pussy. NSFW? I think so.

    Billy Manic
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    “yor job” IT’S ‘YOUR’ NOT YOR, ASSRETARD.
    I kid, I kid.

    #makecasemdsgreatagain
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    Du stipid joo, sut du joo mouth.

    Awesome1
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    That was a mistake, I usually spell it “yer”

    Theo11
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    Love it.

    dieAntagonista
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    Aw yeah, you know it’s true. Hoch lebe das Alphabet!

    ack
    Member

    Deutsch Grammatik macht mann verrückt… wie DieA. Sie sind immer verrückt.

    ‘Sup, D? You back in school?

    dieAntagonista
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    Not yet, or quasi yes but I need to make some major decisions first.

    What are you talking about man, German grammar is perfection. It’s almost as beautiful as mathematics, I mean yeah German sounds ugly compared to English but the grammar is nearly flawless. I mean we have what, a grammar reform every 2 years? They’re trying to kill the ß right now though, which makes me kind of sad.

    So. What about you Mister C to the K.

    ack
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    I have no problems with the ß, and would not mind it replacing the “ss” entirely.

    Now this shifting of the verb in certain subordinating clauses… that drives me bat-shit crazy. The rules on application of Dativ vs. Akusativ vs. Genetiv for prepositions has also generated much anger.

    But I will forget all of this within the next few hours. The local Volksfest kicks off… right about now. Which means that I will soon have a Maßkrug in hand and Viel Schlager will be heard.

    Good times.

    smitha22
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    We’re sinking, we’re sinking …

    Miraluka
    Member

    LOL, that advertisement is just great. A relative of mine once said to a shopkeeper who asked her if she wanted to buy something “No no, I`m just cooking”. The English guy was a bit startled, but what can you do about these crazy Germans.



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