Lifestyle Acronyms

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says I’m a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.”

The second guy says ‘I’m a D.I.N.K, you know Double Income, No Kids.”

The third guy says, I’m a R.U.B, you know Rich, Urban, Biker.”

They turn to the woman and ask her, What are you? ”

She replies: I’m a WIFE, you know
Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.”

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    kiltedforbes
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    Yeah no that’s wrong, WIFE stands for “Wash it, Iron it, Fold it, Etc…”

    natedog
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    when i was in like the 3rd grade, there was this D.A.R.E.-like program called C.H.I.C.K.E.N.

    Cool
    Honest
    Intelligent
    Clearheaded
    Keen
    Energetic and
    Not interested in drugs

    lol nearly 3 decades later i still remember that in spite of the pounds of weed i have ingested

    natedog
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    also, in before people can’t figure out how to comment on this post



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