lance armstrong on his testicles

lance armstrong on his testicles

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    1. That’s a hilarious quote. At least he’s not actually bitter about it, though. From the same interview:

      “I don’t have anything against organized religion per se. We all need something in our lives. I personally just have not accepted that belief. But I’m one of the few.”

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    2. “He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.” – Deuteronomy 23:1

      Apparently if there was a God, he didn’t want Lance to get in Heaven anyways

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    3. If there was a God, Lance Armstrong would have faded into obscurity by now. Geez, he’s such an incredible douchebag. Why cant someone hit him with a truck already?

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    4. haha funny shit
      at least he honest

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    5. Because God is contractually obligated to keep his scrotum full, amirite?

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    6. If there were a God,I`d have a bigger pecker!

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    7. Fucker should be glad he’s got one nut. What the hell’s god got to do with it?

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      • You and bstaples should read my earlier comment – apparently God has everything to do with it and cares what happens to your genitalia (although he apparently needs you to saw off your foreskin at birth as well…OH and don’t touch your genitals with someone of the same sex…he cares about that too…)
        “God” apparently cares a whole fucking lot about what you do when you’re naked

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    8. Oh, sod off all of you.
      I wish lance ran god over and broke his neck. And then teabagged him.

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