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lance armstrong on his testicles

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17 Responses to lance armstrong on his testicles

  1. davk (UID# 11126) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    September 10, 2009 at 9:09 am

    That’s a hilarious quote. At least he’s not actually bitter about it, though. From the same interview:

    “I don’t have anything against organized religion per se. We all need something in our lives. I personally just have not accepted that belief. But I’m one of the few.”

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  6. lhamilt2 (UID# 5952) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    September 10, 2009 at 12:28 pm

    wow!! is that a legit quote??

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  7. corman (UID# 2054) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    September 10, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    “He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.” – Deuteronomy 23:1

    Apparently if there was a God, he didn’t want Lance to get in Heaven anyways

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  8. monkeybird02 (UID# 4458) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    September 10, 2009 at 1:00 pm

    If there was a God, Lance Armstrong would have faded into obscurity by now. Geez, he’s such an incredible douchebag. Why cant someone hit him with a truck already?

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  9. dj-dreamstar (UID# 12736) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    September 10, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    haha funny shit
    at least he honest

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  10. bstaples (UID# 6783) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    September 10, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    Because God is contractually obligated to keep his scrotum full, amirite?

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  11. mikoyangurevich15 (UID# 4228) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    September 10, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    If there were a God,I`d have a bigger pecker!

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  12. rp (UID# 1110) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    September 10, 2009 at 8:35 pm

    Fucker should be glad he’s got one nut. What the hell’s god got to do with it?

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    • corman (UID# 2054) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
      September 11, 2009 at 8:14 am

      You and bstaples should read my earlier comment – apparently God has everything to do with it and cares what happens to your genitalia (although he apparently needs you to saw off your foreskin at birth as well…OH and don’t touch your genitals with someone of the same sex…he cares about that too…)
      “God” apparently cares a whole fucking lot about what you do when you’re naked

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  13. gilly (UID# 734) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    September 11, 2009 at 2:58 am

    Oh, sod off all of you.
    I wish lance ran god over and broke his neck. And then teabagged him.

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