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nemo-intermundorum (UID# 3011) 0  0
September 5, 2009 at 10:40 am

So, I know that as a male, I am expected to go all blueball at the sight of these ten carefully and professionally chosen female beauties of America and pine away the hours dreaming of their amazingness next to my own, and I’m sure that at least some of these womens are truly beautiful and possibly even pleasant if encountered face to face, but in my humble opinion (meaning I’m a pillock that thinks it is the only possible correct one), none of these photos are attractive in the least. It must be something about ‘fashion modeling’ that makes normally attractive women put on far too much make-up, practice a stare so vacant that a fish would be creeped out, and then stare at the camera with an expression otherwise achieved only by contemplating string theory while constipated or having a sudden and unexpected orgasm while raging at the world’s injustices. Either way, after the subsequent photoshopping to hide any and all signs of remaining humanity from these oddly dressed posers, the final result is like a Barbie codesigned by Andy Warhol and Alex Katz.