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CorelDRAW winner
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I get the CorelDRAW e-newsletter and this was the grand prize vector drawing – Copied from newsletter:
2009 CorelDRAW International Design Contest – The Winners!
With over 1,500 entries from over 60 countries, and amazing artwork uploaded in each category, the judging process of the 2009 CorelDRAW International Design Contest was a lengthy process. Early August, Corel announced the winners of the design contest. Thanks to all of our participants and the many CorelDRAW fans who continue to make this product a world-class leader in graphic design.
The grand prize, a Roland VersaCAMM VP-540i 54″ printer/cutter valued at $21,995 US, was awarded to Aleksey Oglushevich from Russia with this amazing piece of vector art:
Bar Tender’s Creditentials
(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5) (Log in to vote!) Loading ...A guy orders a beer…The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits a blonde’s boobs and splashes all over them. The bartender goes over retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her boobs. Each time the guy calls for another beer this happens. So after his third beer he decides to help the bartender out. The next time the bartender hit her boobs the man jumps up and starts to lick her tits… SHE DECKS HIM! He is laying on the floor moaning and groaning’Damn lady why in the fuck do you let the bartender do it?’ ‘Because’ says the blonde’He has a licker license.’
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Necessity
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motivational poster text from elzarcothepale
on August 23rd, 2009 at 1:56 pm in comment to the pistol bayonette.
Seriously, thanks. Someone finally came up with the perfect way to describe this miserable piece of failure called the DVD-Rewinder, so on seeing your comment, I had it had to be put to motivational poster.
Pinch ponits
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sticker that came off a Inversion table at work.
