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Sometimes, All It Takes Is One More Drink…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?†The husband replied, “All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry.†Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, “What are you thinking now?†He replied, “It looks as if I did a pretty good job.â€
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The Lonely Island
I\’m on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowin on a boat on the deep blue sea
Bustin five knots, wind whippin out my coat
You can\’t stop me motherfucker cause I\’m on a boat






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