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LOL, and yes I eat raw fish too.
This is my biggest fear.
That
is
AWESOME!!!
I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
I fucked that octopus.
It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a sushi bar (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After eating a bit, she told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “you know, from a Tako Roll?â€. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Kansas.†and she slapped me in the face with tentacles. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then he took his girlfriend home, and well…
Anyway, I didn’t realize who she was until I got home and tried to look-up her number on-line.
I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.
I think you mean it raped you.
Somewhere, someone is fapping to this.