Bar Tender’s Creditentials

A guy orders a beer The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits a blonde’s boobs and splashes all over them. The bartender goes over retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her boobs. Each time the guy calls for another beer this happens. So after his third beer he decides to help the bartender out. The next time the bartender hit her boobs the man jumps up and starts to lick her tits SHE DECKS HIM! He is laying on the floor moaning and groaning’Damn lady why in the fuck do you let the bartender do it?’ ‘Because’ says the blonde’He has a licker license.’

via Tues Aug 25 – Lefturn’s Funny Shit.


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