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Mr. Snakey gives kisses?

01snake Mr. Snakey gives kisses?

don\’t kiss anything with fangs. (true blood aside)

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7 Responses to Mr. Snakey gives kisses?

  1. Not to nitpick, but that’s a constrictor, they don’t have fangs ;)

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  2. sure they have some fangs but not poisones ones

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  3. New alternative to tasers?

    Don’t snake me bro….

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  4. of course constrictors have fangs. non-poisonous but thats how they latch onto their prey to anchor the constriction. the fangs are bigger, thicker and more knife-like than poisonous ones

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  5. It’s time for another episode of TMI:

    My ball python latched onto my face like that, except it was over my actual lips. Looked like I had herpes for a week. The unsettling thing was how many chicks hit on me during that week. I couldn’t tell if they thought I looked dangerous, or they had herpes.

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