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This “mother” probably doesn’t even exist… this was probably made by someone who has just enough IQ to make money by exploiting religious people. Eric Cartman, maybe?
Pff, sleeping in full plate? Even if they had the Endurance feat, they would still be fatigued. Armour of God 0, D&D (and by extension, Satanism or something?) 1.
According to my mother, who has printouts of the Armor of God scriptures on her bedroom wall, yes, D&D is satanism for children (and dorks). I’m going to start playing it soon, maybe, if my stupid ass friend who says he’s gonna DM ever gets off his fat ass.
Heh, that reminds me of a trip to Borders some time back.
As I was standing in line to purchase a D&D book, the Spell Compendium, a 5-or-so year old child in front on me took a step towards me. His mother immediatly grabbed him and jerked him back towards her, then told him to stay away from the witch.
I could’t belive what I was seeing.
They look like a man made fabric, so very flammable is the answer. If the kids are in a fire they can reenact the Lost Ark skin melting off scene! God be braised!
You cartoon-hating, jocular twit. Figures that someone like YOU thinks that cartoons shouldn’t have sexual identities. You are such a jerk for not taking everything too seriously. You probably shave and put milk and sugar in your coffee, too. You are scum.
It’s so much fun pissing off Magnus/GeorgeCantstandya/Kolayne/FagimusPrime. A few words typed by me cause him to waste even more of his pointless life on nothing.
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I call child abuse!
This would be so much more hardcore if it was made of chain mail and plate. Also woefully impractical. But fucking awesome.
@Thrella – oh fuck yes.
But still, this worries me. Seriously.
id rather have the armor of satan, because he;s like half man half goat itd be all fuzzy.
How did this person figure out how to breed?
This “mother” probably doesn’t even exist… this was probably made by someone who has just enough IQ to make money by exploiting religious people. Eric Cartman, maybe?
HAHAHAH.
Pff, sleeping in full plate? Even if they had the Endurance feat, they would still be fatigued. Armour of God 0, D&D (and by extension, Satanism or something?) 1.
According to my mother, who has printouts of the Armor of God scriptures on her bedroom wall, yes, D&D is satanism for children (and dorks). I’m going to start playing it soon, maybe, if my stupid ass friend who says he’s gonna DM ever gets off his fat ass.
Satanism for children? Is that like Satanism Lite, half the damnation, same amount of fun?
No, same amount of both.
Seriously? Fuck.
Heh, that reminds me of a trip to Borders some time back.
As I was standing in line to purchase a D&D book, the Spell Compendium, a 5-or-so year old child in front on me took a step towards me. His mother immediatly grabbed him and jerked him back towards her, then told him to stay away from the witch.
I could’t belive what I was seeing.
I wonder if they are flammable
They look like a man made fabric, so very flammable is the answer. If the kids are in a fire they can reenact the Lost Ark skin melting off scene! God be braised!
Oh good god, here we go again. I’ll save us time and sum up:
Atheists: ZOMG UR RETARDED FOR BELIEVING IN GOD
Theists: ZOMG UR RETARDED FOR BEING AN ATHEIST
Is that about it?
no
just you
that’s a terrible argument. are you 12? are you new here?
Oh. What did I leave out?
The question begs to be asked.What parent would by this…stuff?
to prove their love to mor-mon
My mother would totally buy this.
The kids look happy.
So fuck yo shit. That shield protects them from child molesting jews and butt fucking under evolved a rabs.
A racist and a retard. Wow, just wow. Makes sense, since you’re a homophobe with a gay alien as an avatar.
Welcome to a humour site your stupid prick.
You’re just SO far above everyone though. You’re open minded. And if anyone disagrees with you they’re a horrible person.
Go fuck yourself you queer loving nergo chink jew wetback. That what you’d like to hear? Get out of your bubble and into the real world, fuckstick.
btw: Gay alien? Way to appropriate sexual identity to a fucking cartoon, asshole. How simple are you? Honestly have you even got a fucking GED?
casemeth I think we’ve found you an intern.
You cartoon-hating, jocular twit. Figures that someone like YOU thinks that cartoons shouldn’t have sexual identities. You are such a jerk for not taking everything too seriously. You probably shave and put milk and sugar in your coffee, too. You are scum.
uh wut?
i think that strategy is called the double double reverse backflip sarcastration.
Basically he’s acknowledging that AlecDalek is a tool and AlecDalek, being a tool, completely missed it. lol
So he reverted to the same nerd response of trying to ignore reality and claim victory over what he’s called the troll by boasting about trolling.
AlecDalek is a boring little fleck of shit.
Way to be the MCS poster boy for transparently full of shit uneducated retards Alec! You won yourself a picture of Obama signed by Beyonce!
It’s so much fun pissing off Magnus/GeorgeCantstandya/Kolayne/FagimusPrime. A few words typed by me cause him to waste even more of his pointless life on nothing.
Am I the homophobe or are you?
FagimusPrime?
But wait..I’m the troll?
But you’re always the one “trolling”.
You’re just a confused little pecker aren’t you?
I feed on your anger and frustration. Bring it on!
No you’re just a loser.
You know it and so does everyone else now.
Keep on losing. Feed on it? whatever you’re a fuckin loser. No other way to put it.
I can never tell if the latest tough guy chav is maggie trying on a new sock or if its just a normal dumbass.
chav?
Are you even in England or just some scrawny little pussy who wishes he was?
lol@u
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“I’ll leave the symbols to the symbol minded” – George Carlin
It always devolves into religious or political banter. Le sigh.
A post about a religious subject bringing on religious banter, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO realy.
Silk/Satin pajamas for kids?!? Pedobear approves!