Tsar Cannon

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    12 Responses to Tsar Cannon

    1. in soviet russia, pants shit you.


    2. I’m big in Europe, not so much in Russia.


    3. In tsarist Russia, big balls got you!


    4. The symbols of Russia are a cannon that doesn’t shoot and a bell that doesn’t ring. At least the vodka works.

      Also, this just proves that everything is definitely not bigger in Texas.


    5. Biiiiig bada boom.

      The Russians always name their “look my dick is bigger” stuff with “Tsar.” See: Tsar Bomba, Tsar Tank, Tsar Bell. Of these, the only one that actually WORKED (a little too well) was the bomb:


    6. Sounds like an ACDC song…

      “I got big balls, you got big balls, they got big balls, but Tsar’s got the biggest balls of them all!”


    7. in soviet russia, balls are gay if you’re touching


    8. I want to hear that cannon go off!


    9. i’d pay money to see that thing fired.


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