Clearly You\’re Doing It Wrong
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August 5, 2009 at 4:02 pm
It took me a sec, then I lol’d
August 5, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Is it referring to sex being done wrong? Or how intense someone mows the lawn to burn calories?
August 5, 2009 at 4:04 pm
If sex takes the same energy as mowing the lawn, you probably are having sex really slowly.
August 5, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Sex burns about zero calories for me. I make her do all the work.
August 5, 2009 at 7:47 pm
It depends how you are having sex. Seeing as how EVERYONE walks all the time, mowing the lawn isn’t much different.
When I had sex, I would always use different muscles than when I walked and I would actually get tired and notice the muscles being worked.
Can’t say the same for walking or mowing the lawn.
August 5, 2009 at 8:39 pm
So…you no longer have sex…or walk?
Some of us ride our mowers. 🙂
August 5, 2009 at 8:49 pm
I only felt comfortable with my ex-gf to ask if she wanted to have sex. I already got in trouble once at work because some customers complained about being uncomfortable.
I asked one chick to see a movie a couple times because I thought she was interested but she turned me down both times (although she did say she felt bad because she likes me and didn’t want to turn me down but she already made plans)
I am lazy and all I ever think about is how girls just use guys that have cars and how I’m shallow and I only want hot chicks, but hot chicks want hot guys and I’m not super hot in everyway so instead of lowering my standards I choose to jack off to hot chicks and not regret having sex with ugly chicks.
August 5, 2009 at 9:52 pm
As someone once said:
“Love is affordable only by the young, good looking and rich; and you must have decent quantities of all in order to succeed.”
-or something close to that anyway…
August 5, 2009 at 9:53 pm
Err..Love is a commodity. I wish we could edit our posts here… 😛
August 5, 2009 at 9:57 pm
I agree. Most hot chicks are extremely shallow for the most part. There are more bad people then good is what I mean. So sure, there are hot ass chicks who totally kick ass, and ones that are sluts.
I know one at work who is extremely hot and is a nice girl, but I’m just saying. 8/10 hot chicks you see are bitches, gold diggers, sluts, or something else negative.
August 5, 2009 at 11:47 pm
Your clueless-ness and self-centered-ness continue to astound me.
August 5, 2009 at 11:59 pm
Should I care?
August 6, 2009 at 12:28 am
LOL @ gold diggers and @ “Most hot chicks are extremely shallow for the most part. There are more bad people then good is what I mean. So sure, there are hot ass chicks who totally kick ass, and ones that are sluts.”
August 6, 2009 at 12:29 am
And you always call women sluts and bitches. Which really says a lot about your flawed personality.
August 6, 2009 at 12:33 am
Have you been to san jose?
90% mexican. Do I need to remind you about the mexican culture?
August 6, 2009 at 12:59 am
And now you are being extremely ignorant and prejudiced.
Try this:
quickfacts.census.gov/qfd/states/06/0668000.html
August 6, 2009 at 2:27 am
Maybe Santa Cruz is still a white surfer town and you think that’s how the rest of the world is, but here in the capital of Silicon Valley, it’s a lot of methheads, mexicants, gay n’gters, wiggers, niggers, thieves, criminals, poor people, white trash, etc.
And don’t be one of those people who look at a book or things on paper. That’s like me looking at a paper on Santa Cruz saying 4.8 deaths occur caused by shark attacks, when you personally have seen at least 10.
Most of these mexicants and niggers I speak of live on the streets, or spend most of their free time on them. Been to a liquor store in San Jose, or a place where low-lifes would thrive? If you did, you would see my problem.
August 11, 2009 at 12:42 am
Oh, shit, you live here?
There goes the neighborhood…
August 6, 2009 at 2:03 am
@casemods
www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/09/03/how-not-to-fail-at-life/
August 6, 2009 at 3:22 am
Another ignorant rebuttal from casemods. Except on this one he basically describes himself using racial slurs and you speak like you are FROM the street/ trailer trash.
LOL @ “And don’t be one of those people who look at a book or things on paper.”
If 1/3rd of the American population thinks like casemods, we are truly fucked royally.
Get edumicated casemods.
August 6, 2009 at 3:31 am
Enjoy life living in a fantasy 1990’s surfer paradise world.
August 6, 2009 at 3:51 am
The year is 2009 and their is no such thing as fantasy or paradise. Only in the fictional sense. Your perception of my hometown is so off it’s laughable. Then again you are from SJ, so I am not shocked at all. Not to mention you seem to be ignoring a whole population of people in SJ that have givin to the whole area so much culturally and here by missing out on more pathetic racial slurs.
I’d attempt to change your perception, but this would be a waste of time. Your perception of the world casemods is so far off that it’s both depressing and hilarious.
POME… I call BS! People have the power in them to change their situation and perception of reality. A tall task for you.
August 6, 2009 at 4:07 am
I’m too lazy to get any help that may be needed. Plus I have a job so obviously I’m just an asshole/racist/anti social/pervert, nothing serious.
August 6, 2009 at 3:32 am
Also, since I have to deal with these mexicans, I know how to spot bitchiness and sluttiness so forth in women because I have to deal with the concentrated versions of them.
POME – not by choice…
August 6, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Ugh, just get over yourselves already.
February 17, 2010 at 12:45 pm
Who is Kaiser Permanente?