what to do if you get caught with weed

Added on July 31st, 2009 by nigelnajera174 | Report Post
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natedog (#1905)

14 years ago

“I don’t consent to searches, officer”

Dreth (#983)

14 years ago

Is this wise?

Drewlicious (#1703)

14 years ago

This is retarded. They can search you on suspicion, and refusing to allow a search is suspicion enough for my local cops.

The Matrix: Rebooted (#436)

Reply to Drewlicious

14 years ago

NO THEY CAN’T! If you don’t give consent, they can’t search based on “suspicion”.
I’m a card carrying member of ACLU. I make sure they see that little card when they ask for ID and all that “suspicion” shit goes away fast.

King_Groovy (#4323)

Reply to Drewlicious

14 years ago

like hell they can… if they didn’t need your permission, they wouldn’t ask for it

RSIxidor (#950)

14 years ago

You still have the right to refuse, whether or not they go through with it.

natedog (#1905)

Reply to RSIxidor

14 years ago

how do i get one of them thar cards?

The Matrix: Rebooted (#436)

Reply to natedog

14 years ago

Join the ACLU (it’s one of the best causes in the US)
www.aclu.org/join/

Print out the “Bust Card”
www.aclu.org/FilesPDFs/dwb%20bust%20card7_04.pdf

The Matrix: Rebooted (#436)

14 years ago

DON’T TALK TO COPS!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8z7NC5sgik

Just This Guy, You Know? (#6353)

Reply to The Matrix: Rebooted

14 years ago

That’s an awesome link, btw. Excellent reasons you should never talk to them if you’re the subject of an investigation ESPECIALLY if you are innocent.

Just This Guy, You Know? (#6353)

14 years ago

This is actually pretty good advice for dealing with police if you are stopped for anything, really.

Never, ever, make it easier for them to nail your ass to the wall. The burden of proof is upon them to prove you guilty, not you to prove your innocence.

jeffapotimus (#704)

14 years ago

or you could just move to california..

Ejones (#1182)

14 years ago

I actually know the artist who did this. She did it using information from a couple of lawyers she contacted. This is all on the level, I kid you not.

Oh- and cops suck.

the_fascist_rabbit (#5145)

14 years ago

I’ve been pulled over umpteen times for many different violations (speeding, improper equipment, “random” stops, drunk-driving checkpoints) in the fifteen years that I’ve been a licensed driver.

Never once has a cop asked to search my car.

I can only speculate as to why this, but if I had to guess, it would be because I am polite, respectful and compliant.

Most pot-smokers that I know inevitably start every interaction with authority by assuming that they’re going to be hassled. Oddly enough, that’s exactly what happens.

The second impression that you make on the cop (too late for the first, you’re already pulled over) will set the tone for the entire encounter. “Why are you hassling me?” or “I didn’t do anything wrong.” is going to prolong the unpleasantness, guaranteed.