Chuck Norris Truck Paint Job

10 Responses to Chuck Norris Truck Paint Job

1. monkeybird02 (UID# 4458) 0  0

   July 30, 2009 at 12:13 pm

   That is so incredibly awesome. I think maybe I should jerk off right now.

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   • sticky (UID# 463) 0  0

     

     July 30, 2009 at 12:39 pm

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     • tiki-god (UID# 1) 0  0

       

       July 30, 2009 at 2:11 pm

       chuck norris would round house your ¶ into the next century.

       AND THEN PRAY IT BACK TO LIFE.

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2. karatesaurus-rex (UID# 3761) 0  0

   

   July 30, 2009 at 2:22 pm

   That was the original paint job for Optimus Prime actually, but every time he transformed the image of Chuck Norris was so resistant to any warping or bending that the section of truck where his image was would peel away, taking steel and other cybertronian doo-dads with it. It was tragic, but they had to do a complete redesign in the middle and settle with an Optimus that was just that much less cool and tough. More an emotional hero for the masses.

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   • adrian (UID# 1075) 0  0

     July 30, 2009 at 5:12 pm

     Give this guy an Oscar for creativity!

     Respect man! This is some deep stuff for something you just happened to think up.

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     • karatesaurus-rex (UID# 3761) 0  0

       

       July 31, 2009 at 4:12 am

       No, twas a bad idea to begin with. This is what codeine does to me…

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3. puulaahi (UID# 4552) 0  0

   

   July 30, 2009 at 4:54 pm

   Chuck Norris is a pussy. Bruce Lee is the man.

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   • comraduderrisch (UID# 13535) 0  0

     July 30, 2009 at 6:56 pm

     Totally agree to the ninth degree.

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4. adrian (UID# 1075) 0  0

   July 30, 2009 at 5:08 pm

   There’s Chuck Norris… and then there’s… 0_o … SPERM!!! WTF???

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5. casemods (UID# 667) 0  0

   

   July 30, 2009 at 7:32 pm

   chuck, chuck, chuck, chuck, chuck, chuck, chuck norris paint job, chuck on the inside, chuck on the outside

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