Max Payne 3

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…is bald and fat.


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    bejamus
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    Way to kill the series. I haven’t even heard of it, and just by looking at these pics, I’m glad I haven’t. Way to kill absolutely everything about the series to make it a watered down environment-less shoot-em-up. Bastards.

    Brushaway
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    The “official site” isn’t very convincing. Fake, I’d say. Only thing that scares me is that if they intended to troll a bit they’d make it seem a tad more convincing.

    gx5000
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    A fake >?!
    Good gravy that’s a relief…
    Looks nothing like the first or second incarnations…
    Preferred the first one as well, the second was too wanna be…

    scandata
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    I’m disappointed to say it’s not a fake. Unless Rockstargames is trolling their own site. There’s a link to it right from their site.
    The first Max Payne was awesome. The second was OK. I won’t be buying part three. It looks like they just took a random game and slapped a successful franchise name on it.

    Fuck, at least make the character RESEMBLE Max.

    sleepyjoe256
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    sleepyjoe256

    I’m not convinced that this is a fake. They had an article in Gameinformer Magazine about it. Here’s the online article: gameinformer.com/NR/exeres/848E1276-1612-4C65-B4B0-E8FFACCE5CD2.htm

    copypaiste
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    WTF. Shure, they’re aiming to ruin my best memories. Good ‘ol times when GeForceMX was so awesome and the slow-mo tricks in a game weren’t so annoying.

    Acriticalgent
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    I’m actually looking forward to it, I was disappointed when I read the original series creator was not behind it, but really any Max Payne is better than none. The series has always gone in different directions than other games and I will be excited for this next story.

    garbledxmission
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    “better some than none.”

    I’m sure all those fans of Star Wars felt the same way, up until they saw the prequels.

    vincent.ex2
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    Only thing wrong is that it’s in broad daylight, Max should be in some noir, nondescript alley, not in Mexico.

    Gilly
    Member

    The shave-your-head-more-frequently-than-your-face racket wants YOU!

    Dragunov
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    Dragunov

    You get to shoot drug-dealing brazilian teenagers? AWESOME.

    juanpastation
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    looks like a fucked up john mclane from die hard 1



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